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That's just lush. Big river is class. Had it at my wedding.

Could well end up being the longest.

"Dwight gayles right Bruce was shite". wouldn't mind this getting an airing. Friendly against Blackpool would be nice.

I actually miss our players. Feels too long.

I'm sure he's a sound bloke but Sean Dyche comes across like the exact dinosaur English manager he's perceived. There's barely anything he says that I agree with here and more than a smattering of condescension and excuse making for shit English managers like himself. He infers the Eddie Howes success is because of money, or at least goes out of his way to make that point. Who was the last footballer who got better under Sean Dyche?

That would be mental.

Just give me one "Tonali" type signing. Big name, unexpected, nobody thought we could get them etc. Not quite sure who that player would be. Ideally a CB or RW. After that, more than happy to buy young players for the future.

Have you ever seen a Mackem win a cup? Apparently it happened but it's so long ago, nobody remembers anymore. So sad. Shite stadium, empty seats, rubbish everywhere, no trophies, no decent players, no PL football, nobody cares about them.... poor cunts. I'd feel sorry for them if their "lads fans" had an ounce of class or humility. What's really going to hurt is when the second and third trophy comes.

When i think of Bruno, I can only think about how he will be viewed in say 20 years. When he's retired and he's doing the odd interview, or when he's in the posh seats like Shearer was for this cup final and we see Bruno and his family supporting Newcastle. Could he be revered as much as Shearer, or possibly more? It feels that way to me. I think it's his personality that sets him apart. He's just such an amazing person. Our first cup winning captain in 70 years. Milburn, McDonald, Shearer, Keegan, Robson.... Bruno. I absolutely love the lad.

He's no Jacob Murphy.

Gordon coming on.

Our wingers have been our poorest players. Nobody going on the outside or commiting opposition players.

Get Rashford off. Absolutely shite.

MLS has given the ball away loads.

Burn has been MoM so far.

Dan must have sand papered his head so it's not like a 50p

This a Dan Burn movie and we are all extras.

Foden needs a side that does loads of quick passing. He's class, just absolutely not suited to international football.

Did he? I vaguely remember.

Lewis Skelly doesn't look as reliable as Hall on the ball mind.

If Tuchel wanted old pros to keep an elite mentality. Why not select Trippier?

It's actually true in some areas.

The great thing about Burn is that age isn't really an issue, since pace isn't his game anyway.

Albania will come out a bit and get opened up again.

Burn has possibly had the most touches. Playing super high.