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Just as the media think we are going to sign another frenchman, we go for a dutchmen. Watch.

Captain please.

The BBC managed with the Kebe thing but not with this, twats. Shearer "Never heard of him".

Why are we even talking about the ability of Jimmy Kebe. Good joke- move on.

Sissoko cant have used the word "facilitate".

Gosling needs a loan to a championship club. No point selling him until he finds some fitness/form.

I think that's pretty funny, the fact that BBC said he was on his way for a medical. It would be interesting to see which media outlets would make shit up if you told them a lie.

Bet Reading fans are gutted.

I can't handle this anymore, im going for a bath.

So is he due for a medical tommorow?

Oh aye haha, Debuchy happened so quickly that i'd forgotten. He was a great signing.

Wonder what the hold up is? I'm sure it will get done though.

2 first teamers and 2 squad players would mean significant progress, despite Ba leaving. Ok we really could do with a "proper" striker but even without, we are giving ourselves a great chance of staying up. Desperate for some form in the league.

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"squad"

I'll tempt too. Krul Debuchy Mbiwa Colo Santon Anita Cabaye Marveaux Sissoko Gouffran Cisse

Aye, sell him. Although, i'd be suprised if he ends up at Wigan, bound to be Fulham, QPR or West Ham.

Still dont doubt his character TBH. Must be something seriously up. Cabaye captain, Ben Arfa vice.

Be fucking ages til we get sissoko like.

The whole thing is just hilarious. Just beautiful.

I'd actually sell williamson and let perch be cover for colo. I really never want to see him play for us again, doubt anyone will buy him though.

I can't see any way in which Williamson will start. I don't have much confidence in Pards, but he won't play Williamson.

Pardew isn't capable of training players to play with wingbacks. The best thing about this guy is that he physically ready for our league. Straight onto the pitch please.

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Wouldn't be the first club to throw away money on principle.