Ashley17

AVB seems to have purchased a small child

"Well done on tonight, but your family dog has died"

Big loss for the Premier League.

Thank god those kids can now study for their A-levels.

RIP Clive.

This is basically what's happened to Sports Direct News:

Be attributed to Pardew

If Wigan can't sell that game out they are dicks, especially if they get something tomorrow night. Last game of the season, cup winners, needing a result...

It'd be hard not to feel like a twat when you've championed your best mate to be signed at right back, only for him to have serious difficulty defending.

Alan Mullery once called Terry Venables a nasty pasty or something else ludicrous.

Isn't Brighton the gay capital of the UK or something?

That one's for Rob Lee & SBR 1999. Have that Poyet. Enjoy the championship you turd.

What were Stoke celebrating today?

Is it confirmed this isn't on Sky? Pretty sure it will be, along with Spurs unless Wigan do something miraculous on Tuesday.

They're a total car crash today. Lowes nearly died on the 2nd goal

First rule of Cisse I'm afraid.

Probably been covered but why is Steven Taylor not expected to feature?

All day I've heard people saying how sad they are about this (these are Newcastle fans) but I don't even feel a bit of sadness. Well done for being great for a club I don't like, thanks for all the miserable times and cheers for calling us a wee club.

Has a point. It's a pitiful one though. You don't even need to start the argument about whether the Spurs squad is better than last year (no Modric and VDV, Kaboul out all season, Sandro out for months, Dempsey playing - although obviously we've bought some goodies), you just need to point out that we're probably going to finish with at least the same number of points, whilst being up against a vastly improved Liverpool, a better Everton, and a Chelsea that yet again spent a gazillion pounds. And a media that was desperate for AVB to fail at the beginning of the season. Quite apart from the fact that 'arry's a bit of a twat. Your own fans were desperate for him to fail, he was being booed as early as the third or fourth game (the Norwich draw). Fortunately somebody realised that wasn't productive and things have been much better ever since. Losing Sandro as you say seems to have been the biggest blow, Huddlestone is a decent footballer but he isn't cut out for the big games

Really surprised that they've gone for someone with no Champions League experience (a qualifier aside). Interesting though, hope we're around in the Prem to see it unfold

Wigan would have to lose to Swansea for that to happen I think Nah we'd have 41. Villa have 40. If Wigan beat Swansea but lose to Arsenal they have 38. It'll be Wigan vs Villa = Pardy time.

I hope this wonderful man is right. Predicted Villa's last two wins. HE MUST BE RIGHT!

Hopefully Norwich lose at home to WBA too, that'll be useful. Sunday is fucking huge

If Wigan fail to beat Arsenal yes. That'll do.

If Villa lose to Chelsea and we (somehow) win on Sunday, we're safe, I think?