Ashley17

I see your mate Gary Gardner has scored today already

VDV and Jones missing out means hello to HBA and Victor Moses. FML.

We've had far, far worse tbh.

That'll do, in the circumstances

In Stone we trust

It'll be Kadar as Perch is lined up for a start in centre midfield. Welcome to matchday.

The fucker himself was in someone's front room last week saying he was playing. Don't know what to believe anymore

Just flicked over to Bath vs Dagenham & Redbridge to see a Dagenham player kick the corner flag when taking a corner. Turned it off now.

Hope Chelsea rest their whole team against us now ahead of the Valencia game

Agbonlahor's just back from a hamstring injury, wouldn't be surprised if he's carrying it a bit still

Probably the time Solskjaer snapped Lee, the little fucker.

That is brilliant

Is it just me or is the pitch at Swansea massive?

Think the headlines are already written unfortunately. Can just see it if we lose - Stadium name change, fans outraged, wheels coming off, first defeat, cracks showing in thin squad, reserves got beat off the mackems, Ben Arfa back but a shadow of himself - up to us to change those headlines. Howay!

Best was in the squad for Ireland but he reported to them saying he was injured and was thus prefer to stay in Newcastle pending birth of baby Best rather than travel to Estonia. By the time the 2nd leg came around, he was still injured. Always suspicious when the injuries aren't reported properly, it usually means the bad news is dropped in on the end of some good news in the hope we don't notice.

That'll bring him down to earth.

Did I miss the bit where our injuries all cleared up? I thought Tiote, Marveaux & Obertan were all struggling for this one?

Greece, Ireland, Italy & Poland where they play for money not points is the way forward.

This always perplexes me. We have supporters on this board from all over the world and yet nobody ever seems to be involved in this frivelous meetings

Downing has been shite tonight.

Parker Stop fucking twirling man

Not Welbeck, bring us Zam Zam Bobelow please.

Is this match for the undisputed title?

Lampard vs Barry would be an interesting race.

Aye, good bet that. I was just being a pedantic cunt.