Ashley17

24 shots on goal

I reckon McCarthy will get the sack now. 2 Weeks to get a replacement in and sort that shambles out, think it's too good an opportunity to turn down.

Hopefully Bassong's out for a couple of weeks, doubt he'll rush back for an afternoon of abuse

He's a decent shot stopper but he makes too many errors. I suppose if you think about it, if a keeper makes an error every 20 shots for example he's probably on par, just the defence in front of him are so bad they let so many shots come in

Well there it is, Winky finally scores, Hennessey at his best as always

Doyle on the wing, the next Kuyt.

They both seem sombre as fuck, refreshing to see that they give a fuck/are good actors

Elliot's

Just checked, it's 9. 11 in all comps. Aye your right, still impressive. Yakubu is class, very underrated player. Funny how Yakubu and Saha have seemingly been trolling Moyes

Hennessey has been shite all season but he'll probably turn out a Crossley of a performance for this one. Ba and Cisse against their centre halves should only mean one winner but whenever you think like that it ends up being a damn site closer than it ought to be.

Gutierrez put it out of play against WBA when Reid crocked himself. Wasn't quite as high up the pitch but was still a very promising position.

It was rancid from us no doubt and of course Spurs played pretty well, but we just licked Spurs' arse the whole week and bent over for them. Not sure how we're 1 point off a Champions League place but at the end of the day, our goal difference was never going to stack up against the team around us, who tend to win well more often. So if we lose 1-0 or 5-0 in games like this where I didn't expect to get anything it's not worth dwelling on. Get Cabaye and Tiote back and make sure we win the two home games we've got coming up and we'll be set up very nicely for the run in

Oh great they've promoted John to technology gimp. That'll help.

Jonas has pulled out of more tackles today than ever before. Fully expect Cisse off, Gosling on. Blame it on the new guy.

Obertan works harder than HBA you know. That's why their left back was stood unmarked in our box after 2 minutes.

Adeabyor 8 without a goal? Well, that'll end today. It always does

Silence, Pards is talking.

Saha is a great striker and we should be wary of him, especially as he used to play for us. That should balance that out for a bit.

As long as the mackems lose the cup game, wasn't really bothered which way it went today. Have a horrible feeling the mackems will make the cup final and take our Europa spot

I hate that the scores are no longer level with the top of the updates, so you have to keep paging down and up to keep both in view. The whole thing pisses me off. The live text doesn't appear in dropdown of the live bookmark thing on firefox which fucks me off the most. Then if you're not in the tab the auto updates don't happen, so when you switch to the tab about 20 happen at once, it's actually quicker to just manually refresh. Then there's the scores not being in line thing, so I can't see the most recent happenings alongside the scores for the games. Just a load of horseshit.

Get in Pienaar lad

Not too upset with them having another game before the derby. Hopefully they'll draw the cup game and have a replay at the Emirates just before our game.

Appoint Hiddink, then we might do ok this summer.

All these Spurs injuries, which will all have bloody cleared up by next Saturday

We've scored as many at home as we have away - in fact considering we're 5th our home goals tally is remarkably low