Ashley17

Kuyt off Agger on, what on earth

Is Gerrard still on? Not seen him in hours

I've survived 5 rounds of last man standing and these bellends are going to cost me. Fuckers.

Suarez is so fucking annoying.

Think the coaching staff (maybe Stone's influence?) deserve some credit as he has clearly improved, starting from the tail end of last season really.

17 for today plus whatever Enrique gets. Points from Bendtner, Agbonlahor, S Taylor and 0 for Given. Could be a good week for me with Captain Rooney, Bosingwa, Jones, Bale, Silva & A Young all still to play.

Hope we play Marveaux down the right given that that's where most people would put him in the current first 11. Given that Ben Arfa really has to start in the number 10 role I would assume he'll have Shola in front of him, then probably either Vuckic or Lovenkrands on the left, I'd prefer Vuckic but Pards will probably pick Lovenkrands. Gosling & Guthrie in centre midfield, Ferguson & Santon as full backs and whichever two centre halves he fancies from the two actual footballers and Perch. Probably Elliot in goal.

Sunderland vs Villa next week, think Bruce might be around for a while yet

Phew.

Now...don't screw this up

CABAYE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ben ArfBa

Ben Arfa on, Best off.

It always amuses me how different stats sources can have such different statistics

Ben Arfa warming up immediately at half time...

The fuck is Rodallega playing at

Who in the blue hell is Crusat?

Bit worried about today, yes they're shit but they have some decent players going forward, Moses against either Simpson or R Taylor worries me a bit. The Blackpool home game from last season has ruined me, you just never know what could happen.

Cheeky Grant Holt in there too

Certain for me that HBA will be sub and start against Blackburn. Will be surprised if there's many changes bar injuries.

Rank from us but we've already won more around the box since King went off. Best having one of his irritatingly bad days.

Think they play VDV wide right, unless they've changed them over today

The goal Gardner scored was absolutely lush as well

That's a nice team goal that

Just noticed West Ham have paired Nolan & Bouba Diop in midfield today, athletic.