Ashley17

May as well just play centre halves in all the positions we have injuries, the ball's going to spend the majorty of time: a) in the air b) in Rory Delap's hands c) being dried by a towel Basically, out of play.

I thought they did away with the runner-up gets into the UEFA cup lark, hence why Portsmouth didn't get in when they were runners up last year. (Been away for the weekend so if that has been discussed several times over the past 20 pages I apologise)

Gimme a f***ing break. If you're in a competeition for ths first time ever and you've gone further than your nearest rivals who got knocked out the day before, you'd do exactly the same thing. You might, but I fucking wouldn't. Having said that, we have a different type of rivalry, in the sense that they've never played a match in Europe during my lifetime, so it's difficult to even imagine.

"Are you watching Arsenal" Why not laud your own club as opposed to focusing on your rivals you small time tossers

I assumed you had him marked down as a ballon d'or contender

Would laugh if they've just been reading Dave's posts in the match thread about Ranger shooting Pardew with an Uzi and taken it as fact (he was entirely taking the piss, obviously)

Well, at least we've got 2 weeks off.

Kuqi for Best.

Fucking Webb!! (probably a foul)

So Steve Taylor subbed, Simpson goes to right back. Fergie to left back

Ferguson coming on, presumably for Lovenkrands.

No further changes, yippee

Gutierrez on corner duty, get in.

Best offside. 3.

Hamstring for Enrique, subbed off for Shola.

Enrique down injured.

Lovenkrands incapable of attacking.

Fuck sake 1-2

1-1, fuck saaaake

Kill the game lads, get a second please.

Best offside. 2.

GOAL. BESTY BOY

Only a matter of time before we play our usual "under the cosh" card and put one of the strikers on the wing.

Injured.

Best offside. 1.