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I love the idea that Best pulled up in the warm up and the first reaction was "QUICK, TELL THE BETTING STAFF!"

Ranger is injured.

:lol: That would be the final nail in a particularly stupid coffin.

I'm happier with Simpson on the right than have to witness Guthrie try to do it again. I don't mind Guthrie in the middle in the right circumstances but he's terrible on the right.

And who at left back?

Looks like an inspired decision to pick Foster over Jussi today in my fantasy team, what a weekend this is shaping up to be.

Other way round surely? Having a CB at RB and a RB at RM suggests nulifying the threat from Baines. Oh, is it not a conventional 3-5-2 with WBs? Survey says 4-4-2. Gordon Durie is out though

Get owt nice from Tesco? 12 Muller rices and stuff for sandwiches during the week. Nothing outstanding, 1 litre lucozades on buy 1 get 1 free probably the highlight.

Bench: Richardson, Ferguson, Guthrie, Shola, Krul, Perch, Kuqi

Ranger is injured. For christ sake somebody quote that so we don't have 100 people going "FUCK PARDEW MAN RANGER IS MINT"

John Anderson boils my piss. "I'm not too sure about wingbacks. Simpson on the right side of midfield doesn't convince me" WING. BACK. Ranger injured

I'm absolutely livid. After probably the worst first half I've seen all season I went to Tesco, came back, 49 minutes on the clock, 1-1. Fuckers. To make matters worse after I put the shopping away went to get my laptop and Morrison scored. FML.

Think it'll be another draw tbh. Can see it following the same pattern as the first half last week at least

Yes, at the SoL in a few weeks

My team going into this week includes: Onuoha, Vidic, Barton, Carroll, Feillani, Adam, DJ Campbell. All very doubtful/definitely out. Add to that you can only pick one of your keepers means I've got 8 players potentially unavailable and no wildcard to use. Mint.

Looks like it's taken from physiroom. Pardew said he was in contention for Everton.

Ah, gotcha. To be fair that does sound worse.

What did he say like? Pardew said: “We’ll have Stephen and Shola back next week and be better for it. Hopefully we’ll have Joey back, but we’ll see.”

No meltdown just in a loyalty dispute with forgetful people with rose tinted glasses. Go back to bed N-O Mike Ashley has sorted it out, go back to bed N-O Mike Ashley has it sorted out, here's hours of Pardew talking go back to bed N-O Mike Ashley has sorted it out. Post of the year.

1-1 against the Mackems 5-1 against the Mackems. Wow what an improvement. Love how you take away all context from the games. I love that everybody seems to forget his record. It is crap and he always does well in the first season and crap in the second, this is undeniable. Surely therefore you are forgetting his record by saying he is rubbish in his first season?

How many times has Best been offside?

Steven Taylor for Jonas Ranger for Lovenkrands 3 Centre backs, two wing backs.