Ashley17

Yorke?

Fowler? Sutton? Robins? Shearer? Ferdinand? Sheringham?

It'll be someone like Le Tissier or Dion Dublin. Unless there's some tosser who's scored twice in 10 minutes or something in a few sub appearances

BBC Match report says concussion

Nice gesture, Foster subbed for applause

West Ham away, December 18th 2005

Thats because he has always been shite. So Owen wouldn't have ran into a good player then?

Yeah it was accidental as Rocker says, it's just typical that the player who has been the biggest target of abuse today was involved

Pattison has fucked Owen up.

Shola off Carroll on

King 1-1

Pen to Watford

I'll be as pissed off as a puff with piles if West Ham stay up. Fuckin Man Utd, can't rely on them for anything.

I hate you Carlos Tevez

I liked my version better

"Commits...the...Foster...Solano what a ball...keeper...slides it...what a ball..."

Dyer 1-0 Worst commentary ever

Just need Man Utd to score now and send West Ham down

WIGAN!

Oh Christ, Zog's stormed out the stadium. Good times eh.

Subs: Carroll, Harper, Huntington, O'Brien, Onyewu

If you work on the positive stance, they have us to finish 10th/9th. Progress!

I thought we'd all come to the conclusion Pearson hated Zog? Steve Carr had an "injury" after Blackburn and refused to do the lap of "honour", hopefully Pearson will leave him out. Having said that, if hes dropping people who upset him on Saturday then there'll be no fucker left to play, they were all shite, save for Milner.

To be honest I think the players know Pearson will be gone fairly soon and will give 2 less shits than usual. That's assuming it's Sam and he brings his staff with him. I can't see Pearson being assistant to anybody, that's for sure.

For the first time in a long time, I don't care even slightly about a Newcastle fixture. Usually we can say "at least if we lose, so and so will lose his job" but that's already happened. We can climb one league position and drop one league position. Pearson was in charge of the under 21's yes? That was entertaining, so I'll say 2-2 here. I reckon Pearson will go: Harper, Solano, Ramage, Carr, Bramble, Milner, Parker, Dyer, Butt, Owen, Shola Subs: Martins, Zog, Pav, Gooch (if fit), Carroll