Ashley17

If you do X, Y and Z, Bob's your uncle [/Partridge]

Magic Beans

If anyone here can name the last player to score a hattrick against Manchester City I'll eat my hat*. Doesn't happen. Won't happen. Too good at the back. *note: not really. I like my hat. Michael Owen scored a hat trick against City once http://news.bbc.co.uk/sportacademy/hi/sa/football/features/newsid_2288000/2288486.stm Was it a serious question?

Jol, if it's 500k per place, and we came SEVENTH and you came FIFTH, that's TWO places which is £1 million. Not 2/2.5

Haha they've covered the middle bit back over.

Alan O'Brien is a lying fucker

I miss the old Monday Night football tune... Here we go here we go THIS IS IT

The weeks after the Lisbon and FA cup semi exit were terrible to watch although the paper planes may return. Hurray..

Pressure on Charlton tomorrow now, can they handle it?

So to sum up, should I go or should I not?

He would still disallow it it's against Chelsea

It's 2-0 now mate

Mpenza Bobby was right afterall

From an offisde? Isn't that an indirect free kick?

Paul Robinson makes it 2 Yes, really. He's in my fantasy team

Stockport 3 - 3 Hartlepool

City lead at Boro Good because it keeps Boro from going above us. Good because it harms West Ham...and Charlton? Bad because it means Charlton really have to win tomorrow now even if it is a pointless game

To be honest once I read it I thought of the Aspen episode of South Park at the ski resort where they won't led the parents ski till they've purchased time shares in a condo...

Got a letter from NUFC this morning, more precisely Peter Beardsley inviting me and a guest to tour the stadium for free as long as I listen to a 20 minute presentation about a Spanish condo or something. There's also a "well known" Sky Sports presenter on each of the days, the first one is Clare Tomlinson and the second one is JEFF STELLING! Did anybody else get this letter or was I genuinely picked at random?

The main thing that stood out for me was that when we were on Five, it was all about us, they wanted us to win and made a big deal about following Newcastle all the way from the earlier stages. The previous ngiht ITV spent 2 hours saying how great Spurs were, whereas last night they spent the whole build up praising AZ and how great they were, I felt like I was watching it on dutch TV. And yes, I did the whistle thing too

Cerny?

Good effort lad

Trolley goes past with bottles of fanta and lilt on He tells a light heared story about Jim Magilton DAVID PLEAT ON A PLANE, PLEAT ON A PLANE

Osasuna lead. Maybe activescores know something we don't? Maybe it's like wrestling and scripted and activescores read the spoilers?

Active scores on form tonight... http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/4924/activescorests5.th.jpg Are any of those right?