Taylor Swift

That's remarkably FM-like.

Enrique, Zog and Taylor maybe Given as well

It won't be rescinded. It was what he said, not why he said it. He will face a three-match ban now the useless fucking idiot. We've got no-one to put at CM now. Emre.

Taylor was decent tbf. As decent as you can be if you're a part of a defence which has just been raped for 6 goals in 45 minutes.

From Man Utd fans, aye. Yea, I know.

Smith leaves the field to applause. *sigh*

OMG.

'The caress of the ball'?!?!? Why am I even listening to this tit?!

Oh god I hate them. I just hate all of them wankers. Fuck off you glory-seeking sing-when-you're-winning cunts.

'That's a foul, that's a penalty' - whining like a fucking 12 year old girl. Fuck I hate this commentator.

Fuck. 3-0. Charlie gave it away way too easily.

Can the commentators stop sucking Man Utd's cocks?!?! Fucking hell. What fucking morons. 'Ease into space' 'superb movement' 'great vision' 'second best player in the world, maybe only to Kaka' bla fucking bla shut the fuck up you fucking cunts.

Still proud of the way we played in the first half

I disagree. We're playing well and having some possession because our midfield is packed. If our midfield becomes stretched (which it will if there's only 4 of them) then we'll never get possession and will inevitably lose by a lot. Viduka's stays on the bench because he's slow as well so he won't be useful against Vidic/Ferdinand. I'm really surprised that Owen's doing really well as a lone striker and if he keeps it up i.e. continues to run, show for the ball and link up with the midfiedl, then we will always have a chance of nicking a goal because he can still finish.

Good half I can't believe what I'm seeing. Good defending overall. Enrique's been a standout for me so far. Duff's been alright as well, he's getting involved and moving into good positions. Owen's also been good. He's not lumbering around but actually challenging for every ball hoofed up, even against the druggy and the thug. Milner's been disappointing and Charlie's been a bit quiet but at least he seems to be everywhere. Butt and Smith also doing their jobs pretty well. Good half

What matters most is what happens on the field, and boy am I glad that we're able to focus our attention on it now. Howay the lads!

Thank fuck! Now please open your god damn minds and look outside of England!

I was out for most of the day, has there been any developments? Official ones, or rumours that are substantiated? Has he met with Mort? Is he on his way up here? I'm still hoping all of this is just a bad dream.

The fact that they have not tried for any other manager bothers me. The fact that it seems that their criteria for appointing managers is 'pick a mate' bothers me even more.

Good move by Chelsea. He's a classy striker who's always gotten goals, and he's also shown at Bolton that he can get involved in the buildup play as well.

None of the above.

When the players walk onto the pitch, we should be supporting them no matter who the chairman/owner/manager is. That's the most important thing.

He's nuts if that's something he's concerned with. Appoint the right man, give him some cash then give him some time. It seems he's got his heart in the right place, similar to Fred I might add. And that quote makes him sound like Fred as well. But not Harry fucking Redknapp!

Are you really calling some kid a prick because of a coat he's wearing?