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Gosling has never been a Premiership player and never will be. He is leaving next month and has no future. Much prefer if he played one of the young lads - they would be well up for it especially against Man Utd. No point at all persisting with Gosling.

Lived around the corner from their ground not so long ago. They are owned by a Russian businessman and most of their fans think he is using the club to launder money.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/50-greatest-newcastle-united-signings-6907719 Good question imo. Probably Rob Lee for me considering how much he cost and what he did.

Can't think of a season when we have not scored in so many games. Another record for Pards I guess.

Sounds like Gosling is going to be unleashed on Manure. Seriously what is the point?

http://mobile.newsnow.co.uk/A/705487186?-11058 Haha.

Should be on the bench on Saturday.

Not many more games to see Remy then. Hope his replacement is at least semi-decent.

You couldn't write comedy like this.

He's also Ashley's little lapdog as far as I'm concerned. One of our best ever players imo but as you say he does what he is told. Quite sad really.

6 more years to go....

This unfortunately.

Worst April Fools joke ever.

I am taking more interest in their imminent demise than focusing on us. Quite sad really.

Like most of our signings he has struggled to make an impact and has probably gone downhill. The management of our players is appalling.

Carroll says "obviously" more than Peter Beardsley.

They might well be buggered now.

The are undoubtedly shite but I am not sure we are any better judging on recent performances.

Another unwanted stat. He is certainly good at collecting shit records.

Bastards.

Thank god we have a solid RB replacement in MYM. Can't really blame anyone wanting to leave. No doubt he is pining for Cabaye too.

Looking forward to watching them hopefully capitulate on Sky tonight. Only joy I get these days.

Doumbia linked for £17.5m. Mmm - right...

Silver Shitehawk! Perfect description.

Must have scored a few this season.