sempuki

Shambles for the umpteenth time.

Just bought a new house and I got talking with the TV aerial engineer who is also a supporter. He said he has met Pardew 2 or 3 times. Apparently our great leader has a "party trick" which involves lifting up skirts to see what underwear is on display. Bit of a lad our Alan by all accounts.

Heard a bit of gossip (might be bollocks might be not) from my Dad who sits in the posh seats near the media. He was told Ben Arfa stormed out the ground when he was told he was not playing against Villa and went directly to France.

Brilliant.

Went there last year and it was embarrassing. Fully expect the same again.

Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder 43m Alan Pardew: "I do feel that is something we need to aim for next year, to finish above Everton." #nufc Could have done it this year Alan.

I wonder if there is a team in the league he thinks we can compete against? The man really does talk utter shit 90% of the time.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/alan-pardew-cant-wait-hold-6884613 No doubt it will be along the lines of "keep it tight lads".

We are buggered for Saturday then. Need a decent number 2 in the Summer along with several other positions.

"Championship" decider surely!

Realistic targets will be those perceived to be good value by Ashley. That is why I strongly doubt Remy will sign - not that he probably wants to either.

Doubtful for Saturday. Don't rate Elliot at all.

Robert guaranteed goals and assists. Pardew would have to start him. Not sure he would. Robert was obviously a class player but not exactly renowned for his defensive duties. Would have probably ended up like Hatem is now.

No way he will stay. Been obvious for a while now.

http://www.themag.co.uk/the-mag-articles/david-ginola-got-game-alan-pardew/ Good question. Wor Daveed would have been a bench warmer imo. Robert may not have got in the squad.

Really gone off the boil recently. Might be a better option off the bench.

:lol: this is great! Staggering how bad we have been.

Not a fan of this new cautious strategy.

A massive waste of talent. Tragic really.

We will probably finish 9th but it is hard to care atm.

Vuckic scored for Rotherham.

Arse well and truly kicked again.

At least Manure lose by the same score.

Had enough - going to watch Two and a half men.

We have had quite a few hammerings this season.