Exactly what my cousin says, he's a Man Utd fan in Essex ffs.
I'm a Newcastle fan in Essex
I live in Chelmsford although just bought a house in Colchester - where are you stationed? Born and bred in the North but work in London.
Southend upon Turd, i worked lots in Chelmsford and Colchester, rather liked Colchester, some very nice areas there.
Used to live in Bournemouth and have to say I was disappointed when I went to see the "attractions" of Sarfend. Apparently Clacton is the worst place in Essex - never been there but heard it is rather rough to say the least.