sempuki

An absolute disgrace.

0-2. fuck the world.

We need to get lucky by getting one or two of them sent off like Stoke.

Need Hatem to get going - our only chance imo.

This week just gets better and better.

Pardew had better fucking go if we get beat.

Here we go. 0-1.

Come on Krul.

Brilliant start this.

Cunts.

Come on Sammy.

Getting outsung now.

This is not a good start.

Heart sank there.

Be over the moon with 1-0.

Glad Tiote is captain for this.

Let's do these fuckers!

Fair to say our hopes are resting on him. Howay Hatem!

At least no Obertan and Gosling. We are really light though without Colo, Cabaye, Remy and Gouffran. Mackems have got us at a jammy time as usual. Still their side is worse than ours.

The players will be suitably shitting themselves by now. We'll have spent the week making sure we try and keep them out as much as possible. After his comments about the trouble last season I think he'll get a win today. He has to - we are owed big time.

Food poisoning probably.

Last chance to slay the mackems. Doubt it will happen but we can hope.

Just don't rate Gosling at all.

He'll be on in a minute. Cwarr07 has said we have actually signed Grenier but decided not to announce it until today to scare the mackems. Probably talking bollocks though the fkn idiot!! That lad is probably mentally disturbed.

Apart from Shola starting it is probably the best we could do. Hope De Jong is on the bench.