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Predictable but a disgrace at the same time.

That's some scary s***. Even scarier for the mackems mind - they've spent over 90 million more than us and are still s****! Exactly why this table means nowt the bottom 3, are just the clubs who have other many years had: A stable core squad Managers on long term contracts Success in developing players, getting the benefits on the pitch and then selling on. So the top or the bottom of that table is the place to be. Are you for real - f***ing hell man Surprised at Stoke being 4th.

To 8th, 3 points behind last years Champions, but aye, this is the worst it's ever been. You must be mental if you are happy with our transfer activity. There's a difference between being happy with this s*** and worst it's ever been. Souness was worse for me. Him destroying the squad after all the optimism SBR had built was awful. Never said it was the worst although tbh it must be close. We have zero ambition (less than when Souness was manager) and the owner constantly takes the piss out of us. Not a great time imo.

Quelle surprise. But who is the source? JFK is probably pissed in a ditch somewhere with his phone switched off.

To 8th, 3 points behind last years Champions, but aye, this is the worst it's ever been. You must be mental if you are happy with our transfer activity.

Marveaux and Cisse may leave today and JFK is "considering" another move for Grenier in the Chronic.

No Gouffran is a massive blow. Everything is against us tomorrow so I hope we put up a fight.

Would be delighted with a loan. How far we have fallen...

Transfer Deadline Day for every club apart from us when it is just a normal Friday. Ashley really has killed most of the enjoyment of being a Newcastle fan.

No doubt at all.

I know we have had some shit transfer windows particularly recently and we always say the current one is the worst but this one must be up there. Lost our best player and it is so obvious they are just banking the cash and taking the piss out of us. Bastards.

Would take at this stage We are signing no-one if you believe his comments in the Mirror.

Says in the Mirror we will go back for Grenier in the Summer and there is no point signing a £6/7m replacement for Cabaye. Looks like the transfer window shut a day early lads.

Djuricic headlined in the Journal. To be honest I don't believe anything anymore.

Ravel Morrison would be the only West Ham player I would be interested in.

can't even fake bid properly ffs. Fake bid for someone good, you cretins. Preferably someone who isn't playing for his boyhood team. West Ham link which is predictable. Not fit to lace Cabaye's boots.

Siems the next logical target. The De Jong brothers and the Ameobi brothers. Pardew would probably bench the first two.

After what has happened with Gomis and Grenier I think we should avoid targeting any more players from Lyon. Are there any clubs out there that are strapped for cash and don't mind getting screwed over by a fat bastard?

Absolutely. I've seen nothing of De Jong but I've seen far, far too much of Shola. Give him his debut and play him 'til he's knackered. I would honestly start Adam Armstrong over Shola who I doubt will ever score again in the league.

Just how much money does the fat fucker need?

All over with this one then. Surprise us JFK.

Probably our last meaningful game of the season. Not confident about this one at all.

Ince on loan to Crystal Palace. Would certainly take him but we obviously don't have enough money to compete with them.

Since Ashley basically. The transfer window is usually an exciting time for fans but not for us. We just get told we have no money and Pardew pimps our best players.

Scott Wilson (Northern Echo) thinks it might be a quiet day for us tomorrow but the Mackems and Smogmonsters are going to be busy. Good to hear our rivals are trying to better themselves whilst we are content to sell our best players and bank as much money as possible. We really are small time and it is shameful.