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Hasn't spoken to JFK since he called him "Kebab" according to a French journalist on Twitter. Nice one JFK.

1-1.

Taylor does not deserve to replace MYM. Bad decision.

Can see him getting a yellow tonight at least. Might not be in the best of moods!

Charlie Adam would be the end of the world. From Cabaye to a one-paced clogger from Stoke...

And Cabaye locket. If PSG want more French players he might be on their list too.

A nasty braindead rumour about Charlie Adam. Also saw Jonjo Shelvey's name mentioned.

Explains why we are still to bid for a replacement. Joe should be able to drag these out until late tomorrow at which point our self imposed transfer deadline kicks in. We will drag it out as long as possible so we can trot out the lack of time/too expensive excuse.

Samuel ‏@samuelj29060 1 min L'Equipe say Cabaye to PSG done. £16.5m initial fee, could rise to £20.6m. Contract until 2017. #nufc Francois Piraux ‏@F8Piraux 2 mins PSG President Nasser Al-Khelaïfi : "We chose #Cabaye for 3 reasons : he is a good player, a nice guy and he is french." #PSG #NUFC Expand

This.

More interested in Cabaye's replacement tbh. This feels a bit meh.

On his way for a medical according to Borussia account on Twitter.

http://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/hughton-coy-over-bid-for-steven-taylor-1-6400594

Spurs apparently trying to sell him. Different player to Cabaye and no doubt we would get fleeced off Levy.

https://twitter.com/TartoonArmy/status/427949448439037952/photo/1 Well put!

We really are a mess. They are lying we have no money. We haven't spent owt in ages.

Surely these are going to take a hit.

Predictable patter. Won't be difficult to collect your bonus though Alan.

Advantage mackems at the moment. They are going to be well up for it.

Played tomorrow to pacify us?

FFS.

It is called "Project Gosling"

And tomorrow.

Could be the start of an epic week for the wrong reasons. Lose Cabaye, lose at Norwich then heaven forbid lose again against the mackems. Will JFK do a Keegan on the steps outside the Milburn and say "trust me lads". Twats.

Bastards. Hate them all.