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Getting doubtful myself.

Not the most optimistic update.

Just got off the coach at Bournemouth - now on SSN.

A bit of humour near the end of the window: http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/584012/Dimitar-Berbatov-Man-United-Newcastle-transfer-news-gossip

Jordan Rhodes to Sheff Wed.

Might be off to AZ Alkmaar now.

Training at Notts County. Nolan must be desperate: http://www.nottinghampost.com/notts-county-transfer-window-latest-shola-ameobi-trains-jorge-grant-on-radar-west-brom-ace-linked/story-30100849-detail/story.html

Saivet maybe as he seems to have had a fall out at St Etienne. Didn't look bad tbf.

Keith Downie thinks nowt imminent and he's not playing tonight.

No, it needed to be completed by 12. Derby then (if he signs).

Craig Hope ‏@CraigHope_DM 2m2 minutes ago More NUFC are increasingly confident of signing Andros Townsend from CPFC. Crucially, Townsend doesn't have to be on Tyneside to do the deal.

Reunited with Cisse.

Would put their net spend at around 40 million. Are they trying to buy 10th place or something? They'll do a Portsmouth if they're not careful. Dr Tony must be minted.

Rafa sounds quite confident. Just waiting for Ryder to kybosh it.

In talks with unnamed Chinese club - made the yellow bar on SSN.

Villa agree £15m fee for Hogan.

He's all over the radio about north-east football. BBC correspondent IIRC. He's a massive gobshite. He provides updates on games for Talksport by simply listening to the BBC commentary and relaying that onto Talksport. His knowledge and contacts stretch no further than your average guy down the pub. In fact... you can often find him hosting the pub quiz on a Monday night at the Duke of Wellington in Durham. Gobshite. Nevilles Cross?

Graham Courtney knows nowt unfortunately.

It ain't over until Ryder says we are "closed for business".

Pepe once again: https://mobile.twitter.com/omisapro/status/826207159306313728

https://mobile.twitter.com/asaikana/status/826103192014385152

Villa are 13th? And they've still managed to attract more central midfielders in that we have. Would have liked Hourihane here. Looks a good player.

Hope he's improved. Vying with Super Dooper Mike Hooper for the worst keeper I've seen play for us.

Fat Sam after Sakho from Liverpool now - SSN.