sempuki

Probably knocked one off after typing that.

Apparently we were after him (been mentioned in the Chronicle). Fair play to 'Ull - giving themselves a chance.

NUFC 360 ‏@NUFC360 now More #NUFC should find out in the coming hours whether they’ve been successful in their offer for Leganes midfielder Gabriel Pires, reports TMW.

Chris Waugh ‏@ChrisDHWaugh 46s47 seconds ago Asked about Andros Townsend, Big Sam replied that "no-one has been in for anyone"... #nufc #cpfc Chris Waugh ‏@ChrisDHWaugh 1m1 minute ago Sam Allardyce says #cpfc have had "no monetary bids" for anyone yet, & some have enquired about loans but "why should we loan anyone" #NUFC

Would be nice.

PVA to Palarse for £14m - SSN.

Nee chance.

Mick Mac is feeling the pressure. Don't mind him to be honest.

Forgot all about Squidward.

Mackems after Diego Contento from Bordeaux.

Forest want Nigel Clough.

Excellent finish.

Leeds winning.

Bolton Wanderers FC ‏@OfficialBWFC_ #BWFC are pleased to announce the Club have signed Sammy Ameobi on a loan deal from @NUFC until the end of the season. Sorry lads - looks like a false alarm. Site only has 1 tweet. Why do shit like this?

Bolton Wanderers FC ‏@OfficialBWFC_ #BWFC are pleased to announce the Club have signed Sammy Ameobi on a loan deal from @NUFC until the end of the season.

Gone back to Bolton. Winger incoming?

If we sign those two by the end of the week I'll spunk in your mouth. Not much of a reward that.

15m ago 12:21 Ed Aarons Ed Aarons Newcastle remain hopeful of convincing Crystal Palace to allow Andros Townsend to rejoin them on loan, with the move resting on whether Sam Allardyce can find a replacement in time. Palace have agreed a fee of an initial £9m for Norwich’s Robbie Brady and Patrick van Aanholt from Sunderland but look unlikely to sign both, although Allardyce still wants more reinforcements before allowing Townsend to depart to the club he left last summer for £13m. Newcastle’s move for Modou Barrow now seems unlikely to go ahead with Swansea preferring to sell the Gambia international rather than loaning him out.

Robbie Brady to Palarse. More chance of Townsend happening?

Mental. Hierarchy means one fat bastard.

Another one off the list? http://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/newcastle-s-move-for-swansea-s-modou-barrow-has-stalled-here-s-why-1-8352423

Might as well keep him until it runs out at the end of the season and have him as cover. Wouldn't even want him as cover.

Can we not pay up his contract? Doesn't deserve it but at least will get him away from the club.

(SkyBet) to #NUFC odds. Townsend - 5/4 McCarthy - 7/4 Delph - 16/1 Snodgrass - 28/1 Rhodes - 28/1 Downing - 33/1 Jagielka - 33/1 I thought McCarthy had rejected the Mackems and was staying at Everton?