He has a life coach and err the players are going to clap the fans at FT in the centre circle:
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/may/02/alan-pardew-newcastle-united-fans-walk-out-cardiff-city
I am sure he said on SSN he has never experienced a run like this before. Evidence suggests otherwise at Charlton and he lost 8 on the trot at West Ham. He couldn't lie straight in bed.
Southampton are only better because they have a manager who is progressive. Can you imagine Pardew playing Lalana and Rodriguez? Lol
Sovereign state of Southampton innit. We will soon be overtaken by the Sovereign states of Stoke and Croydon.