SteveMc

He doesn't seem to have been having unbelievable luck recently. Did you watch today's match? Crouch could have taken two match balls home. I don't think an average opposing striker missing chances is 'unbelievable luck' though. Certainly not when we also conceded a freak goal, had a penalty denied and have lost nearly every game in living memory. Give it up Ian. You can't defend the indefensible

I'm not convinced boycout was a spelling mistake, I've always thought it was a poor attempt at humour. It was BOYCOUTT though. Stutter

I agree - but he had achieved things worthy of applause at least

I've been saying this ever since the applause came in. I can (kind of) understand applause for someone who died in their sleep at the age of 90 after a glittering career, but I think it's just our attention spans are now so short we can't even handle 60 seconds of quiet reflection. Applause are meant to be congratulatory aren't they? As you say - all well and good for a career celebration or a footballer who was a legend who has tragically died a la Speed (after all we applauded him as he played). Applauding folk for getting crushed against a fence isn't right - a contemplative silence is

They're finished

Of course some of them are good enough - if given a functioning unit ahead of them. Andy OB was good enough under SBR for fooks sake

Reads like the end to a terse e-mail Retards, Gimp

He got beasted by Charlie Adam once. That aside I thought he was ok

Ask Alan I bet he's got a few ideas. Instead of putting the tomato puree directly on the base where it's always been and is its customary position in the structure of a pizza pie, why not put the cheese there first and move the tomato puree on top into a new role? The little bit of parsley that goes directly in the middle would be out wide right anarl. The base would be six inch thick so he had a solid platform to build from.

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Loved the way that Mapou's first act on coming on was to gesticulate 442 and to wander into his 'out of' position. Despite, to this point, us having placed 3 people in his real position 2 of which who are clearly inferior. Alan he no like the Frenchies

WTF. They existed?! When? Are there any left? Nope, proper lush as well. just buy a cheese and tom one and pour on some beans. voila

the emotion of the day got to us

The interviewer was a cnut too imo. not showing you and the players support when you needed it most. arsehole

Ah this is great. Enough to give me an FA Cup semi

Didn't someone mention that there's going to be a banner of sorts? 50 ft 'Giz a wave' banner i heard Mates already sent me a video of their bus's reaction to the team If thats owt to go by it could turn very nasty for Pardew Post plz. Wish i could it was a snapchat one, hopefully he will send more and i will save them next time Never mind. I can imagine the scene though. If you were driving you'd turn the fucker round

Didn't someone mention that there's going to be a banner of sorts? 50 ft 'Giz a wave' banner i heard Mates already sent me a video of their bus's reaction to the team If thats owt to go by it could turn very nasty for Pardew Share?

I can't not want us to win. Counter intuitive. I understand all the arguments - but some things are in your nature

We already have momentum. It's downward but it's still momentum and this fuckwit hasn't the beginnings of an idea to stop it.

This

Making it up as he goes along

Just read this on Toontastic. Most interesting bit for me being that Ashley's PR man also lists David Craig as one of his clients. Hence the bacon sarnies and phantom transfer bids on deadline days gone by

To sample the rich local culture. Breath it in lad

I haven't really. Just looking for an excuse to use the weak pun