Sorry to say, but you're the perfect fan for Mike Ashley's Newcastle.
Not a parent as yet Michael?
Nope, sorry it came out wrong.
I understand what your on about though taking kid for match for first time etc. I'm just saying this is the type of fan he wants in the ground though, not the usual loyal supporters.
http://prolife.org.nz/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/A-Digging1.jpg
Thought this