I'm loathe to make predictions. But one thing i'm absolutely certain of is that we'll lose, my father in law Will be smug as fuck and i Will have to suppress the urge to chin the cunt. All this whilst he and his gluttonous Mrs eat my food and drink all my fucking wine. They've been here a day and i am already suicidal now. I'm writing this whilst on my phone and am pretending to have gone for a shit just to get away from them.