LionOfGosforth

I've read some bollocks on here over the years but that's a priceless contribution mate

I don't think we could spend 15m any better than on this lad. Are there better LBs in the world, I mean yeah, but not at that price

Burnley all over the shop, getting absolutely dominated

Weird team Watford, plenty of athletic and pacy players and they look fired up today.

Watford score, was actually an OG off Tarkowski

Howay Burnley, put the scouse in the shite

Targett with yet another solid performance. Should be our first signing

Going as expected. No way they don't find a way to win this game by fair means or foul. And if they don't, the officials will help. Corrupt bastards.

Sheff Utd 2-1 up, quality turnaround

Sheff Utd have Fulham last game, interesting. The teams 7th-9th need to win tomorrow.

With QPR 1 up, could be an interesting last week of the championship season, few teams in the mix for the playoffs

You forgot goal for Liverpool in injury time, completely ignoring the two clear fouls by them in the build-up and offside that Dean "missed"

Wasteful as fuck. Tactically better everywhere, physically stronger, quicker to every ball, attacked the flanks superbly all game. Switched off for a couple of seconds and drew a game they should have won by 4 clear goals.

Microcosm of Man Utd's season this game. Play utterly shite, get bailed out by CR. They're lucky they're not 14th.

Lovely finish from Alonso but was in about 10 yards of space

He obviously tuned out the 86-92 era for a start

This is what you get when you have a group of players who can't be arsed, no matter how talented. Man Utd players robbing a living this season.

De Gea has made about 6 canny saves already

Norwich could and should have beaten them a couple of weeks back. Couldn't believe how bad they were, bailed out by CR.

Chelsea pissing all over Man Utd, should be 2 or 3 up.

Werner with another rubbish pass to nobody

Noble looks like he should be turning out for Kenton Bar on a Sunday

I worked at the Chapel Park petrol station in the late 80's and he'd come in and say "ah'll have a foiver please".

My biggest fear for this game is getting fucked by VAR. I think we're playing well enough and EH will have a real gameplan that we can be optimistic of getting something but I just can't shake the feeling we're going to get shafted on some marginal VAR decision if Liverpool need the help.

If anyone cares, the Fulham game was canny shit