Spot on.
You forgot to mention he has all the creative talent of a cluster of colour blind hedgehogs...in a bag.
But that assist to Rondón was straight out of the National Portrait Gallery. Like something by the Colourblind Hedgehog Workshop of Siena.
That's very true and an excellent call, but i'm not sure he has the talent for disguise to get into a polar bear's only golf club by wearing dark glasses like many other support strikers in the Premier League can. Get rid.
Probably shot his delicious plump-breasted pigeon an all, Speckled Jim, good Patriot name that