Unbelievable

Great play by Enrique and Carroll!!!

YES!!!

Good nickname that actually..

For fuck's sake Jonas, learn to pass instead of running into a wall every fucking time..

Would you?

Jose well done..

But, but, but, Ronaldo doesn't think he's ready!? The fact that Harper plays like an amateur seems to escape him..

Barton you spacker!

Harper you spacker!

Incredible to see we are 1-0 up after that ridiculous mistake by Harper..

Our offside trick is working a treat mind..

Barton brilliant!!

YES!!!!

What Harper did was silly as fuck.. No way he was going to score from there..

YES!!!

Ridiculous from Harper..

Oh shit...

Well played Wayne..

We're losing the ball way too quickly every time we've got it..

Well done Jose..

Fuck me Enrique, that was risky..

Colo looks ginger in this sunlight..

Wim Kieft predicting a win for us!

Wim Kieft praising our club on Dutch telly and calling our plight tragical..

I think he's off. Possibly.. Has he been linked to anybody recently..?