Unbelievable

+ Cutting egde + Quality on the ball + a bit of luck. +a left back to contain Gervinho + a pacy striker to stretch their defence.

Not conceded. Only positive to take from an abysmal first half of football..

4-5-1 please..

Howay Ryan!

He's not definitely onside man..

Preseason has ended lads!

Painful to watch..

What a fucking shit match..

We seriously need to up our game, or tis will not end well..

Saylor you fuckwit..

Like the look of that Gervinho lad. We should have tried for him.

Much better..

Howay ref!

This time last season we were 2-0 down..

Shite pass Barton. Howay man!

Decent penalty shout..

Shit start..

Howay the lads!!!!!

Match not started yet?

Howay the lads!

PREMIER LEAGUE FACT: Currently there are no home clubs winning. This could be the first time in PL history that no home club wins on the opening day of the season. Let's make it not so..

Unpredictably, we look quite weak at left back and up front. Otherwise good lineup. Get it sorted Alan!

Good point for the mackems if it stays like this... #jinxplease

Strong team. Gervinho on the right then? I hope not! left I think Arshavin?