Unbelievable

Do you remember last seasons "post mortem" where we were all holding our breath to see Pardew get the sack? This will be the same, especially if we stay up, which will have vindicated their decision. They'll have a good laugh about the fans protesting, agree to look very busy this summer yet not appoint anyone and let Carver keep the job without an actual announcement to this effect.

I'd love to be a fly on the wall in that particular meeting. Hear him try to explain the worst run of consecutive defeats in the club's history achieved by the cretin he appointed only 4 months ago. Fat little c*** squirming away trying to bullshit his way out of it. Tough choice for him here. Does he tell the truth and say it's because he wasn't allowed to bring anyone in until the summer under Ashley's orders in order to save money, or does he take the wrap for it and say it's his decision? Who do you think Charnley reports to?

What are the players to do if they don't train and can't watch or read anything related to football? Is Carver convinced having them watch wrestling all week will get them ready for the biggest match in 6 years?

Us getting a win when we desperately need it after 1 in 30. It's only a 9/10 because Hull might not win.

And he can leave Sunderland pretty soon, too. True

Dick Advocaat crying because he will have just secured a multi million pound bonus

That's it then. We need a win on Sunday or we're almost certainly down. Up to a 9 now.

Somebody better score in the next few minutes or we will be down on Sunday (unless we win )

It's all karma for us sticking with Carver, must be.

Flecther

Do they mention whereabouts he is from? Or whether the man and woman who conceived him were married at the time?

I can't see Chelsea hammering the mackems on the last day of the season when all they want to do is get their hands on that trophy and get drunk at all, so as this game goes on I might actually start hoping for a mackem win to keep Man U interested in their game vs Hull. Edit: what Nobody said.

I have barely seen any football besides NUFC lately, but what is this thing that Arsenal are doing with the ball this far away from their own goal? Are they mad!?

FFS

FFS Ozil. Arsenal look superb but have no end product.

FFS Wilshire

He really said that http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-carver-use-relegation-experience-9294096?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter Last 2 lines

How do you work that one out Yorkie? The club might become slightly less attractive to would be investors, and Ashley could not ask as much for it as he would perhaps have liked, but surely its worth to SD would also suffer significantly, making it more likely that Ashley would be willing to do a deal if an investor presented itself? Well, that is one argument in favour of your suggestion, but I also presented one in favour of the opposite and I don't think it is unreasonable that Ashley would value NUFC not at its intrinsic/market value, but at how valuable "it" is to SD/himself, so from that perspective it might just as well make him more likely to sell. The fact is there is no way of knowing really.

How do you work that one out Yorkie? The club might become slightly less attractive to would be investors, and Ashley could not ask as much for it as he would perhaps have liked, but surely its worth to SD would also suffer significantly, making it more likely that Ashley would be willing to do a deal if an investor presented itself?

Must have been with our start to the season

5 tbh