Unbelievable

FFS ref

Riviere is one strong lad

Sissoko has been ace so far

What the fuck ref!?

Shame Manu

Willo

Great work Riviere on that hopeless flick from Cabella

Pretty decent build up play. We're keeping it in the side and on the floor..

Phew

New kit looks good on telly at least

Decent start

Indeed. s*** scared to play an attacking full back. He can't attack for s***, man. Like fucking clockwork

Foul by Long tbf

How the fuck!?

Glad for Koeman he's having a positive start. Pressure must be huge on him, but he's a good manager imho.

Dear me

Oh FFS

My 2nd and 3rd subs are Sigurdson and Clyne

What a goal

Ridiculously good ball from Henderson

What's his game like? Think Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.

Oh my God, that quote

I took Dzeko out for Giroud at the last minute. Now fully expect Dzeko to get a hattrick today..

Not a fan of Bas Dost at all.

WTF