Unbelievable

Promising start

Allez les mecs!

Zeman fired from Roma

Jan 31st

Becchio for his debut

What a typical English match this is..

Snodgrass goes close.

Well, that's a tad uninspiring.

Same

Aye, groin apparently.

Most respectable vs most despicable manager. Win for Norwich please.

Rest of the season please..

Oh dear 'arry..

Not so much the press, but I spoke to my brother in law (who is a FC Twente fan with good connections in Twente business circles) yesterday and he mentioned that the fact there has been absolutely no interest/movement regarding Douglas this past January is to do with the fact when he first moved to Europe he signed a contract with no less than seven representatives, who are all in for a piece of the pie on his next move. Apparently when his contract with FC Twente expires in the summer, so does this contractual obligation. The contract with his seven representatives is also the reason why Twente have not wanted to sell him this January as a large portion of any transfer fee would go to his agents. Twente would ideally want to offer him a new contract in the summer (without the seven agent stuff), but of course Douglas will be free to look elsewhere too. I expect a large number of clubs, us included, will have pencilled the end date of his contract with those agents as a date to give him a call.

Right, went for: Mignolet, (Krul), Rafael, Ivanovic, Zabaleta, Clichy, (O'Brien), Sissoko, Fellaini ©, Michu, Walcott (v), (Marveaux), Suarez, Lukaku, (Benteke) Hmmm, no idea if that's better or worse than before..

Right, time to play my wildcard finally. No idea where to begin..

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/6/68564/1643634-everything_went_better_than_expected_super.jpg

Well, that was an utterly underwhelming affair..

This is the first image I get when I google for "Lee Charnley Newcastle United": http://nothingbutnewcastle.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Leilani-Dowding-black.jpg Suddenly I understand why all these Frenchies were so desperate to put pen to paper..

I accept this evening isn't giving you the greatest impression of our country. Mutants and male love? It seems like an interesting island, man. Some Dr Moreau s***.

Chris will be desperate. Offer him Shola for a couple of mill

Why's Fat Mike holding his crotch..? Wait, I don't want to know..

Then Gouffran gets drafted up front. In theory. Still think its a big gamble as we know it will be Ameobi and Gouffran I see more as a support striker. Gouffran played as a lone striker at Bordeaux from what I've read

That really is a pathetic stat. Looks awful, how does it compare to other managers and teams though? Even then it doesn't really say much if it isn't related to how many times a team goes behind.

It's not Fulham pulling out, it's Roma.