Nate

Love how pitch invasions go from being 'great to see' to 'a disgrace', seemingly on the whim of the co-commentator.

Extraordinary goal Took Salford at 4/1 at HT. County have been desperate.

Wijnaldum/Perez/Mitrovic is such a promising trio; goes without saying Colback and Obertan are keeping us grounded

Meanwhile Sunderland nearly score one of the great passing goals in Premier League history at Old Trafford.

Love a bit of Mike Dean indignation.

Pardew's found an anger-management buddy.

Not a chance, we've long passed that point. Only resignation will stop him getting at least two full seasons.

On the grounds that he meant it? Looked unintentional to me and entirely incidental to play.

I have the misplaced feeling of being absolutely gutted for David Moyes.

If you're going to let your hysterical feelings towards an individual detract from moments like that then you may as well pack it in. Clean sheet with only one really shaky spell in the first half, double the opposition's efforts on and off target. Couldn't have hoped for much better with confidence through the floor. Impressed by Dummett & Anita again.

Over/under on the collective IQ of Tiote, Cisse & Sissoko? Extraordinary.

Could we at least keep the navel-gazing apathy out of the match threads? Fucking hell.

Villa aren't even playing particularly cohesively; it's a free-for-all.

Williamson at the back post is now also the go-to move for set pieces in our own half.

Qualifying for Europe, a distant fear ambition.

Nah. No way I will miss him. No way. Nah. Joy.

'He keeps things within his genre of game' Why do they bother, man.

You have to laugh or you'll cry at that point. Extraordinary.

Over to SSR.

That decision was funny as fuck, mind.

Shearer's earning his money here, like. Why do they bother?

There's Arteta in his bib. Feels like their season's peaked.

'The highlights of this season must be the signing of Özil, the rejuvenation of Ramsey... and of course the return on the bench today of Arteta.' Righto.

Who the fuck is Tony?