The Bonk

My guy, head north!

We're not travelling much to the red, white and blue these days. Always nice to beat them, mind.

Are you referencing Micah's comments from "And the rest is football"? I heard that too and knew immediately he was full of shite. I don't mind him and what he brings to broadcasts, as sometimes punditry is too serious, but that take was his hottest pile in the steaming shit category.

@Mike you guys suck.

You win this time, Loser. 😉

FINALLY!!! HOWAY THE LADS!!!!

Aye Wish I had a reason to go to our NY Office this week, would have met you there (we're on the corner of 36th and Maddison). Next time!

Were you at Peter Dillons on 36th?

"Mackem Cewkbewk"

Newcastle captain Bruno Guimaraes, speaking to Sky Sports: "It's all for these fans. They deserve everything. When I first came here I said I wanted to put my name in history. "We can now say we are the champions again. This is one of the best days of my life. "I don't have any words. It's the best day of my life. For them [the fans] it's like the World Cup. People have grown up and not seen us as champions. My first year as captain of this club and it's one of the best days. This is unbelievable. "This is my second home. We are making history. Some day when I leave this club I want the fans to sing my name the way they do to Shearer. He text me before the game. I'm so emotional today."

GET THE FUCK IN!!!!!

No Cole Palmer makes them pretty toothless.

Souless derby vs two religions coming together.

He’s criminally underrated if you ask me. Cretes enough as he scores too! it feels like we hit our ceiling in terms of having nice things this weekend.

Brentford beating Bournemouth would be a perfect start to the weekend.

Just noticed they loaned Adam Armstrong to West Brom. Seemed odd to me, but also a sign they probably want him playing and in form for next season down there.

The Marc Rebillet is strong in this one.

Bruno baiting

Son sold that well, but Kepa needlessly throws himself at him. Cheeky penna.

Think they're style of play, which is, as you mention, aggressive leads to this. Going hard into a tackle doesn't look as intense if you're running your arse off all game.