The Bonk

That was probably his best half of football this season.

Eze now Palace's best player? Zaha hasn't been as impactful this season.

Young was a serial offender and of course, most of them were just as bad. Diving head first doesn't make it any less ridiculous.

Aye, plus they want 10mil a season for the honour.

Aye, no drinking exhaust fumes from the garden hose. I like the Froggers!

He did mention drinking in his garage while watching the match.

How confident? Ashley Young has entered the chat: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2012/apr/20/alex-ferguson-has-word-ashley-young How old are you, @Froggy?

I think that's great. I enjoy your retorts, they're pretty good 79% of the time.

Wonder what Forest are paying him to be ineffective? Half eaten bacon sarnie and bus fare? Also, Forest is sponsor-less STILL because the owner wants 10mill per season. Imagine sending Charners to negotiate that fee.

The only thing more difficult than missing shots like those is heading the ball off the crossbar, then heading the immediate rebound off the left post.

Thank you for my confirmation bias, @RodneyCisse!

He'll get around 6 goals in the league and be one of our top 5 influential players of the season. Expectations are obviously heightened around here.

You're a good man and great dad for taking the bairn, @SEMTEX. Even if he remembers fuck all. (I did b2b Skyzone birthday's this weekend, so I feel 1 tenth of your suffering, mate)

I liked the scruff carrying his takeaway and union flag back to the picket line. I haven't been to Sunderland in 30 years, but I can tell nothing's fucking changed from that video.

Could be a stroke of genius if Carrick does the complete opposite of what Alex Bruce suggests to him.

As the father of a 4 & 6-year-old, I can't believe you didn't about-face after 30min. I respect your perseverance to make sure the entire experience made your top 10 shit list. Please tell me it was free?

Saw this here: What a backwards set of cunts. I’m not the biggest fan of McClean as he’s no saint himself, but that behaviour and the tolerance of it is disgusting.

That should play at the exact moment he scores. Watch to 1:56 when there's a litter tornado swirling around the pitch. You won't be dissapointed!

“Far better”

I’m into this. Brilliant in its simplicity.

Well, our depth is in the physio room, but I get the sentiment.

We’ve lost our shape and first half form. Howe needs some adjustments here.

Areet wee man, have at it.

Fraser for Murphy? Ugh.