The Bonk

Fulham man.

Fulham all over West Ham, 2-0. Willian tucks it away.

Wow! Love a header like that. Jimenez finding some form.

Miggy has decided he's had enough.

Oooof.....hopefully they sit back.

Happy Birthday ?!

Would got through the zip tie immediately using them.

We were thoroughly outclassed, had no business snatching points. Was nice of Cabbage Head to throw Lejeune under the bus after he helped keep him in a job. Prick.

Had no business getting any points from that match. Is that Gordon celebrating the first Everton goal warming up?

Think I’d rather watch her than the ex pro’s.

Funny that it's been going up since VAR came around.......

This is a canny read: https://theanalyst.com/na/2023/12/goals-galore-how-the-premier-league-is-producing-more-goals-than-ever-before/ Love nerding out on Opta Stats.

So shite for Luton. Hopefully they take some confidence from this regardless and manage to stay up, but I can see Everton catching them at some point.

That's Liverpool levels of jammy goals and of course it comes after the extra time should have ran out.

How so? Too near sided for you? I like it, feels like the camera is over the pitch, it's the pitchside jumpcuts that require some sea legs.

Wolves up after some comical passing by Burnley in their own half. Brutal.

Burnley should be 1 up. Nice save by Bentley.

This would be Fenwick actually noting their existence or relevance, of which they've managed to severely diminish.

I gotchu: https://theathletic.com/4837505/2023/09/07/timewasting-bookings-minutes-added/ Opta doesn't release publicly to the date unfortunately: https://theanalyst.com/eu/2023/08/premier-league-stats-2023-24/

In case you need a reminder:

I think he does a somewhat muted celebration regardless. Eddie will have had a word with him about character and integrity. That being said, if the crowd are giving it to him, I am sure he’d love a snide little look for the cameras tucked away if he does score. He’s still a scouser.

Love this photo and this damn kid, man. I was hyped when we signed him and I'm even happier that he's come good. He's having a breakout season in the most strangest of story arc's for us. I can't look beyond Bruno being our main man, but I'm stoked this kid is realizing his potential with us and Eddie.

I personally love your heel turn in this thread.

I used similar colour to try to make it look skin toned. My team name was, “In The Buff Bagwells” named after the wrestler and that we bagged lots of goals.

Walker doesn’t look like he should be that rapid