The Bonk

McBurnie off.

I was more confident against Chelsea, knew we’d win even when they leveled. Think it’ll be close tonight.

O’Shea does McBurnie dirty for the elbow 2min ago. Turned scrappy here after the second goal. Kompany booked

McBurnie throwing elbows, dirty git.

Burnley been pretty dominant against Sheffield here, look lethal going forward.

Please, please, I beg of anyone on the board with any sort of sound engineering ability to lay this over some drum & bass.

Isn’t that “Dave The Rave”?

Uber Eats order innit

There are no Football Gods!

These cunts had Neymar, Messi and Mbappe in the same team, they can do one.

Please, Football Gods, last week was my birthday, both my kids forgot, didn't get a single thing, but holding on for a win here would do me for the next few years of birthdays. I don't ask for much. ??

What is Ream doing? Just barges right into him.

Was just thinking it'd be daft to be wearing colour's given how daft the Ultras can be. Hopefully there's no trouble tonight or tomorrow before/after the match.

Was kinda wishing he'd missed because those drive me nuts too.

Once the ref's given it, with the amount of contact there was, VAR was only going to agree with him.

Has to be given, agreed.

Pella to Fulham. Cairney sells the shite outta that. Think it's a pel, he's made contact.

Imagine you've applied to shift seats from behind one of those pillars to the new stand? Be rage inducing seeing that empty, shiny new stand every match.

He offers nothing unfortunately. Was a different player before the head injury as were Wolves as a team. Had some great players when they bought most of Portugal.

Wolves have had a few decent counter attacks, have moved the ball well up the pitch without Neto.

He's not as bad as people let on, also a major reason why Everton stayed up last season.

DCL close, that was a decent bit of play from Everton.

In awe of the Protest Fireworks.

Fireworks in protest

Loveable lunatic.