The Bonk

Must suck to be a Mackem. “See me, see me, hey ??, HEEEEERYR!!!!”

Poor lad can't buy any luck.

Aye, came off his line and collected with aplomb.

Big Joe has put a hole in Rafa's boot.

Scott Parker springs to mind.

Wilson wasn't the sharpest when given opportunity (on the ball). It's fine.

I thought he was too central in the goal and should have leaned towards his left more. Not sure that helps him stop an amazing strike like that, though.

When the camera panned out to show the entire complex, it looked awesome. Training facilities next door, with Lisbon as a backdrop. Class.

Yes, poor lad was Bruce'd to high hell. Hopefully this form carries into the season.

I'm hoping this is just the beginning of Miggy's redemption arc.

MIGGGGGGGY! TRIPS!!! I'M LOVING THIS MATCH!

They play some lovely stuff heading towards our goal.

Botman with an immense tackle.

Was Pope out of position there? You know they're trying to curl that in over the wall. Not impressed with him so far.

Had a feeling they'd score from that. What a strike!

Wilson should have done better there for the offside.

Benfica are lethal on the break.

BOOM!!!!!

No shit? Fuckers! So two separate subscription packages now if you want to watch CL, Prem and the cups.

Mag alert ?.

Aye, was supremely jealous when Ashley owned us. They’re very well run and loved when they won the league. Now? Think we’ll surpass them and not look back! What a wild twist of fate last year was.

Really? Man, they're already at each other, I think it's great. Arse again, think they'll be decent this year.

could have been referring to the ‘other Steve’s’. Hahaha