The Bonk

Why change what works?

Is there a word template these idiots use? The football is rank and when Liverpool beat Everton on the weekend, the Scouse Mackems will turn on Lampard too.

Pope barely you could make a case for, 8min is absurd. Andre fucking Marriner take a bow, son.

This league is so fucking corrupt, man.

Bent as fuck.

MOM, if you ask me. Nothing he could do for their goal and kept out some good chances while nullifying anything coming into the box.

Billy man, why?

Pav?

Been reckless the entire match. Unreal he hasn't been booked.

Isak barely broken a sweat.

"Giv' im the vagface tinds!"

It's the chillest most emphatic finish you'll see.

Please show Wood with his head in his hands.

HE'S A FUCKING COLOSSOS!!!! HE'S OURS!!!!!

Isak is a Geordie.

I'm quite ashamed to admit I wanted Emery. There's no way in hell we'd be this good under him, wor Eddie all day, baby.

Right? What a prick.

I couldn't believe that shite when I heard it. Fucking clown.

Who's the cunt saying it's not even a foul?

I'm sure Mowbray will have them comfortably mid-table by the end of the season, but it's still hilarious he's even there.

Kyle Walker-Peters, Mohammed Salisu, Che Adams are far from 'nobodies'. Agree with your first sentence, though.

Can't be sustainable, it's been too class so far.

Palace Vs. Brentford, decent so far.

I don’t think they were wank, more to do wth Parker’s lack of emotional intelligence. At least, in his defence, he was being honest. Can’t believe they wouldn’t let him apologize or walk back some of the comments.

he gone.