The Bonk

DCL close, that was a decent bit of play from Everton.

In awe of the Protest Fireworks.

Fireworks in protest

Loveable lunatic.

Villa shaking up “the top 6” is okay with me. Watkins has been unreal under Emery and their form since he’s come in shows how much of a fraud Gerrard is as a manager.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/67417862#:~:text=Premier League champions Manchester City,most of any English club. Doesn’t address everything, but a decent read. Here’s the podcast: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0gvmpq0

You’ve just described “the Spurs way” or “things are going very Spursy”. Still think they’ll finish above us, mind.

Was listening to a podcast that had these numbers, will try to dig it up. I’m recalling it being a significant increase. Might have been the one with Wilson and Antonio.

Just a casual ‘55min first half, FFS. No wonder injuries are up this season.

Sick header, what Big Joe’s should have been.

This game is pure sex, might be off.

That was filthy

Phew! Thought I was alone in my contempt for him.

He and Bruno are complete lunatics on the pitch and so goddamn loveable off it. Big Jow hat trick today: Misses a complete sitter ✅ Clothesline to opposition player (yellow card, obvi) ✅ Thunderbastard strike nicking the ball off a legend ✅

Showing our age having a chuckle at this.

Remember when Mudryk was gagging to go to Arsenal? Cringe IG posts, comments, and now he’s stuck at this whack version of a football club. Love that our depleted squad ran over the narrative of Chelsea finding some form and climbing the table. Get fucked.

Offside

Please be off, need some Arteta feym

Enzo Fernández looks decent, but again, not anywhere near his price tag. Still, when they were making their first subs, you can’t help but worry a bit until they actually play and look mostly useless. There’s no chemistry in that squad whatsoever.

Truly.

Oooof was that Ruben’s lass next to him and Merhdad? Unreal.

Sterling having a sulk on the bench. Bless him.

Bruno, IMO. Can see Gordon too, though.

Pressing these cunts into oblivion.