The Bonk

That's Palace lower down the table, if true. He's a snide cunt, but easily their best and most attacking player (dat fret).

I would rather we have descended into "dewlewded Jawdee" discourse than the absolute shite we were served up under Ashley. We are all engaged and posting nonsense in here because we're excited about this club once again.

Don’t think so, either. He feels like a player we bring in for our next iteration, where we need a squad big enough to compete for top 6-8 domestically and are regularly in Europe.

Correct. It's probably one of his better skills.

I thought they swerved FFP due to COVID claims or some nonsense like that?

Gordon and Richarlson leaving with Lampard in charge means relegation battle, I can’t see them selling him unless they’re skint.

This is the way.

the negative and unfounded bias towards Gordon, man. He’s clearly a talent, whom I bet @Neiland @1878 would be gutted to lose.

Based off what exactly? Gordon is an excellent player and was easily their best player on the pitch most games (Created more than Richarlson). I’d reverse your sentence based off of actual league experience.

Has to be his "on camera" voice/personality, it's so put on.

Man..... I want this so bad, but he's not anywhere near that cunning. Fucking funny thinking he could be, though. Adam P is what @Stifler was to this board in YouTube form. Wor Stiffy has come quite far, though.

Nothing wrong with building expectations based off of what our owners have said in the press, @gdm. Howe has also mentioned an iterative approach that will build sustainability and progression over a few seasons. Think we want to avoid what Everton have done and end up having the season they just had, scrapping survival after spending so much.

Bolton over them. Keane is class here too.

Ah yes, this is the best description of the "NE Top Dowg" trophy.

Could see Watford come in for him.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/nufc-sportswashing-summer-2022.1582603/post-36349154 Mackematics™️

Here's to date, not the most accurate data, but gives you an idea.

We’re going to be fine, we are not the operation we were under Ashley and will have advisers on every aspect of the clubs business. Our owners yield influence over a good portion of the world’s economy, have resources far more intelligent that anyone employed in football’s governing bodies. Let the cunts move the goalposts, we’re coming for the top 6 regardless.

No way! Love that he’s a Geordie. Had no idea!

Can we stop now? We all know that Paulie is tops.

Tranna!

Thanks, mate, glad you think of us over the pond, Wooders!

I'm mainly reference his international play, don't watch Lille outside of CL games. Could be the quality of player around him for Canada.

I can't see Ektitike having the same impact Broja would immediately. I'm going to trot out the ol "Broja is PL proven" line because I actually think it's relevant in this instance. Gouiri might fair better than Ektitike in the short term.

Needs to work on his composure as well, find David can be very reactive and fighting the ball even in low pressure situations.