The Bonk

Can we stop now? We all know that Paulie is tops.

Tranna!

Thanks, mate, glad you think of us over the pond, Wooders!

I'm mainly reference his international play, don't watch Lille outside of CL games. Could be the quality of player around him for Canada.

I can't see Ektitike having the same impact Broja would immediately. I'm going to trot out the ol "Broja is PL proven" line because I actually think it's relevant in this instance. Gouiri might fair better than Ektitike in the short term.

Needs to work on his composure as well, find David can be very reactive and fighting the ball even in low pressure situations.

https://theathletic.com/3380360/2022/06/24/jonathan-david-transfers/ I've clipped our bit featuring Caulkin. Would rather David than Ekitike, as I'm massively biased.

I'm going with the "better than not posting anything" route.

Some mint editing here. First, the bloke in the crowd for Albania, then the Albania manager with a solid hands on hip hockle. Broja is better than Mitro with the ball at his feet, can dribble and take on defenders. Mitro is a menace around the box, needs much more service than Broja would.

He's got pace too, for such a big cunt. Reminds me of Rooney when he was unplayable at the Euro's, when he and Ronaldo were like 18.

"Alreet ye scruffs, line up so we can paint yer lines on yer chesty's"

Ahahaha this is a new one to me. Love it.

I love him, watched him intently when he was on form at Southampton. If they won't sell, we should look to loan at the very least. Got to think we're a better option than down south.

Ahhh...will definitely be solo. Appreciate the heads up!

Cheers, mate. Might have to do a touting option, might as well save the membership money towards that.

I was planning on coming across the pond late summer/early fall for a game and to visit family. Do I need a membership to guarantee a ticket or would I be able to get one relatively easy?

Aye, you might be right. Been here forever, so I must be immune to it.

Are you this pedantic in real life? You're always so ostentatious. I can't stand Edwards, but we all know he has reliable sources when he's actually put forth journalistic effort rather than being a complete melt.

Fizzy Wizzy on his grizzy. I would hope it's only to try and peddle his shit energy drink. It's ridiculous on all levels, though.

Storey needs a theme song, something titled "the Grift will never die" or "The Grift that keeps on grifting".

not bad.

Finished 3rd in the league the last two seasons and made the Belgium Cup Final? Lost to Genk. They were in freefall when he took over from what I've read. Sounds exactly like Burnley right now.

Fair enough, he was obviously a very physical player, loved a crunching tackle/red card.

"Vincent Kompany can take inspiration from Wayne Rooney as Burnley look to bounce back to the Premier League" https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/12621585/vincent-kompany-can-take-inspiration-from-wayne-rooney-as-burnley-look-to-bounce-back-to-the-premier-league Goes on to not mention any reference of said inspiration. Why did Kompany retire at 33? Kinda insane to be managing Burnley at 36.

Keep giggling at this.