The Bonk

He's got pace too, for such a big cunt. Reminds me of Rooney when he was unplayable at the Euro's, when he and Ronaldo were like 18.

"Alreet ye scruffs, line up so we can paint yer lines on yer chesty's"

Ahahaha this is a new one to me. Love it.

I love him, watched him intently when he was on form at Southampton. If they won't sell, we should look to loan at the very least. Got to think we're a better option than down south.

Ahhh...will definitely be solo. Appreciate the heads up!

Cheers, mate. Might have to do a touting option, might as well save the membership money towards that.

I was planning on coming across the pond late summer/early fall for a game and to visit family. Do I need a membership to guarantee a ticket or would I be able to get one relatively easy?

Aye, you might be right. Been here forever, so I must be immune to it.

Are you this pedantic in real life? You're always so ostentatious. I can't stand Edwards, but we all know he has reliable sources when he's actually put forth journalistic effort rather than being a complete melt.

Fizzy Wizzy on his grizzy. I would hope it's only to try and peddle his shit energy drink. It's ridiculous on all levels, though.

Storey needs a theme song, something titled "the Grift will never die" or "The Grift that keeps on grifting".

not bad.

Finished 3rd in the league the last two seasons and made the Belgium Cup Final? Lost to Genk. They were in freefall when he took over from what I've read. Sounds exactly like Burnley right now.

Fair enough, he was obviously a very physical player, loved a crunching tackle/red card.

"Vincent Kompany can take inspiration from Wayne Rooney as Burnley look to bounce back to the Premier League" https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/12621585/vincent-kompany-can-take-inspiration-from-wayne-rooney-as-burnley-look-to-bounce-back-to-the-premier-league Goes on to not mention any reference of said inspiration. Why did Kompany retire at 33? Kinda insane to be managing Burnley at 36.

Keep giggling at this.

Yup, I'm not worried about Belgium or Morocco, think we can get results there as long as we don't constantly make stupid defensive errors. Croatia are always consistently good, well drilled and seem to make most tournaments with relative ease.

It. Never. Fails. They can't go a few weeks without some sort of embarrassment.

This will dee just fine: I'm dead and wait, BEDSHEETS???? That's mag behaviour, Marra!

@ManDoon the posh kid and that con artist sitting at a boardroom table is just too perfect a scenario. Wish we had some tasty screengrabs from when they were hounding out Short.

Knew he'd be poking around this mess. Gerrin'! The fucking tiger rug, maaaaaan.

Aye, it’s a no brainer and for him to be the first signing of the window is nice lil nod of good things to come. He came here and immediately settled into the team, took to the club, fans and acted like a model pro.

Bruno will be stoked.

Stones?