The Bonk

Needs Top 5 and this is nailed on.

Just wait until @Froggy pokes his nose in here.

You called it, though, he’s got something about him.

Dorgu has been very good, to be fair to him.

Bit harsh there

He had Sporting looking hot shit seemed to be the biggest prerequisite. He was never going to be a fit “culturally” at them.

You left out the inevitable Dorku run that leads to an ineffective corner taken by Foden.

Was weird how much pressure Man United’s board put on attaining him too. Like they were convinced he was the answer.

Guy is immobile, makes our Bruno look rapid.

Stubborn to a fault, can see why he was hesitant to leave Portugal.

I imagine having flexibility in formation and tactics helps, whereas Amorim was more rigid with his tactics.

We had pressure and chances, had trouble finishing which they didn’t.

Which in hindsight might have been worth it.

Maybe because he was too expensive? I don’t remember anyone saying he wasn’t good enough.

Bench for some reason

Hasn’t Kudos been pretty average at Spurs?

She’s less “waggy” than I expected.

Did you have a bet on?

Your affinity for Palace is a bit weird.

I'll give him credit for diversity of dimwits (excluding Gervais of course).

Sky flashed a stat that said it had been '82min since Liverpool had a shot on target and '53min for Arsenal. That was on screen during the '83min !

Keith Andrews played in that match with Rory fucking Delap and James Beattie.

I've been waiting for someone on here to compare him to Elanga. (not saying you are)