The Bonk

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! How are we winning? What fucking luck that we're in front. I'd have hung myself by now if I were a Blackburn supporter. Fucking hell!

I beg thee for forgiveness!!! I promise I'm Geordie first, then Canadian.

I'm ashamed Hoilett is Canadian. Forgive me my Geordie BRETHREN!!!

Who starts in his place?

Love it when he offers up the obvious on Twitter. I can picture the Hamster getting on the wheel with just enough energy to pump out 140 characters of drivel, then passing out for 9hrs.

Similar to this? http://i.imgur.com/HZBBQ.png

Over weight, bald and slightly better than Alan Oliver was, maybe...err...probably not. He is 100% better than anal There is nothing better than ANAL!

Over weight, bald and slightly better than Alan Oliver was, maybe...err...probably not.

I really would like to see who is on this 'Panel' of theirs. I don't know but it appears the likes of Alan Hansen, Mark Lawrenson, Ray Stubbs, etc. have a huge amount of input into the FA panels decision making. This cunt is one of the principle reasons this is happening. He was whining like a little kid about it on the telly and wouldn't let it drop especially when John Barnes disagreed with him about the possiblity of Cabaye being banned for retaliation. Said nowt about the obvious handball, but couldn't shut his gob over the tackle. Complete fucktard.

I'm not sure how anything above a warning is just here, a single game ban is perhaps harsh. The cunt was reckless in every challenge and provoked Cabaye's reaction. If the ref had given a yellow earlier, which some of El-Abd's tackles warranted, he'd have probably not been as agressive on Cabaye. This is all complete bollocks.

Couldn't agree more, mate. It's frustrating, but we've won a few jammy games this season, we're bound to lose some.

Sums it up nicely.

Well, we had a few chances, Best should have scored and these cunts who did next to nowt get a lucky goal. Cup magic!!!

Fuck these cunts.

Fucking pen.

What the fuck was that idiot wearing? Embarrassing.

He's been class.

Corner, now get it the fuck back.

You've gotta be kidding me.

Thought that, myself. The cheerleaders are a joke, but if most of their games are like this, I see why they're there.

He is, but his Psycho stare at the linesman was comical.

He's been battered all game, can see why he's agitated. A free kick might have simmered him earlier.

Nowt will come of it.

Fuckin' hell, didn't realize I was watching the Dallas Cowboys. Cringeworthy.

Shocking challenge.