The Bonk

I don't get the title in relation to the article?

I dunno, mate. They are woeful, if it was against the Mackems, I could understand. Even at Craven Cottage we have problems winning. Anyone have stat's or a link to stat's stating the top 10 worst Prem points totals?

Why wait that long? Coach, you're being a wuss.

I think we'll win no matter who he fields. Fuck them.

They weren't ready for the Prem. This could even f*** them up when they go back down. Rip their confidence to shreds. Is Giles Barnes injured? Thought Barnes went to the Spanners last night? Ahhh! Was wondering why he wasn't playing. I tuned out the madness yesterday, stuck to the chat forum. He hasn't gone anywhere. Point proven.

They weren't ready for the Prem. This could even f*** them up when they go back down. Rip their confidence to shreds. Is Giles Barnes injured? Thought Barnes went to the Spanners last night? Ahhh! Was wondering why he wasn't playing. I tuned out the madness yesterday, stuck to the chat forum.

Another forum? ANOTHER f****** FORUM??? You're committing adultery against the N-O? Oh, you know that's a ban! I don't see no rings on these fingers! > Until I get a fancy new colour for my name in the 'currently viewing thread' section then I'm an independant woman!! Oh, I see how it be!

Another forum? ANOTHER FUCKING FORUM??? You're committing adultery against the N-O? Oh, you know that's a ban!

They weren't ready for the Prem. This could even fuck them up when they go back down. Rip their confidence to shreds. Is Giles Barnes injured?

...The Mackems last Prem stint? Can the record be broken? No offense, Morph, but you lot are dreadful. Can I get a bet on this somewhere?

Is he lonely ? 8 pts from a possible 12 and we're in 5th atm? Good start to the season, can't wait till Sam gets the squad playing to their potential. Can't watch the game till the replay is on Setanta NA. Bummer, that I already know the result.

Out 5 months? I think we'll see him in October.

I hope one of these: http://www.pictureninja.com/pages/united-states/new-mexico/scud-missile-outside-roswell.jpg lands on Old Crap Yard @ 4:15pm tomorrow.

Sitting, waiting, eager to pounce on some unsuspecting victim, the Cheeky Git Admin is a vile beast.

Two class saves from him. Well done to the lad.

don't care if i hear sod all from the manager if the results are good,and tend not to believe what they say when the results aren't so good Either way hopefully this season will be a welcome change from those previous when we've heard from our tw@t of a chairman as he says something to embarrass us all, our clueless manager not using excuses but pointing them out just incase, our over paid potentially world beater midfielder (when he gets injured, then arrested for public exposure, then is ready to come back to first team action, then ready to challenge for an England spot, then injured), our over priced striker come left midfielder (what position did he really play again) who wants away, our assistant geordie boy coach, his bookie (our other assistant coach), our keeper who desperately wants to appease the fans because he knows the effort isn't good enough, our former captain and goal scoring great and the tea lady as she interrupts a press conference to give the manager his all important on the dot 3pm cup of tea. Whats your point? Haha... I didn't quite follow, either. Hard to start in the center when I can't read, mate. Thanks for pointing that out.

Wha?

We've finally dispelled the idea that the character of the chairman is important, all that matters is the level of investment. It doesnt matter if its Ashley or some chinese bloke, that idea of romance is over. :parky: we don't even know if our owner has a character. nowt wrong in him keeping a low profile mind Irrelevant, all that matters about the football club is how much we spend. Joking aside, its not that important to me if i hear from the chairman, its only the manager that matters to me. don't care if i hear sod all from the manager if the results are good,and tend not to believe what they say when the results aren't so good Either way hopefully this season will be a welcome change from those previous when we've heard from our tw@t of a chairman as he says something to embarrass us all, our clueless manager not using excuses but pointing them out just incase, our over paid potentially world beater midfielder (when he gets injured, then arrested for public exposure, then is ready to come back to first team action, then ready to challenge for an England spot, then injured), our over priced striker come left midfielder (what position did he really play again) who wants away, our assistant geordie boy coach, his bookie (our other assistant coach), our keeper who desperately wants to appease the fans because he knows the effort isn't good enough, our former captain and goal scoring great and the tea lady as she interrupts a press conference to give the manager his all important on the dot 3pm cup of tea. Whats your point? Haha... I didn't quite follow, either.

I think on paper Bayern Munich's first team is stronger. Oliver Kahn Willy Sagnol, Lúcio, Daniel Van Buyten, Philipp Lahm (Marcell Jansen) Franck Ribéry, Zé Roberto, Mark van Bommel, Bastian Schweinsteiger (Martín Demichelis, Hamit Altıntop) Luca Toni, Miroslav Klose (Lukas Podolski) It really isnt. Casillas Ramos Cannavaro Pepe Heinze (Metzelder, Marcelo) Robben Diarra Sneijder Drenthe (Guti, Gago) Robinho RVN (Saviola, Raul) They're both class, tbh. Both have nowt on the Toon, though.

Getting pretty boring imo. It was boring last year.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b228/Geordiebootboy/Owen.png Still have faith he'll score.

An accident with a candle he claimed at the weekend. Tried to put it out with his face?

Thought it was Lyon? and they were in for Sylvestre as well. Edit: Dave's right, http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/m/man_utd/6958131.stm BBC have it as a done deal.

Stick to coaching, Coach.