The Bonk

Writes for The People. and he's still fucking awful. Are there any decent columnist's in Football? http://www.people.co.uk/sport/football/news/2012/04/15/newcastle-hotshot-papiss-cisse-eyed-as-carlos-tevez-replacement-at-manchester-city-102039-23825787/

Ched's life post prison: http://i.imgur.com/6HbOB.png

Bring back ANAL!!! (Oliver)

Read the RTG on the exact same subject -- Fucking UNBELIEVABLE http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=693474 just heard like, competely ridiculous. Slut gets bucked off footballer > Slut wakes up and realises he's a footballer > Slut rings the police > Footballer gets accused of rape and has the rest of his life to deal with accusations > Slut is still a slut #mackemlogic

What the flying fuck are these idiots doing? It's all a bit homo-erotic, not that there's anything wrong with that. Whilst I can see this bird getting pissed on her own volition, there's definitely some malicious intent on the part of these morons.

5 years in prison SkyNews has just said. Yup: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-17781842

I reckon there's three bitches in the original pic, mate.

BEHOLD!!! I dub thee: "GREEN WITH ENVY" http://i.imgur.com/GD9FY.png taken from: http://www.quayardson.co.uk/sunderland%20fans_small.jpg

Finally, someone appreciates my hard work. Me = http://thetortoiseruns.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/obamasmug.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/an57A.png

Didn't realize "Fergie Time" also worked for the French Pig In a Blanket.

s*** freckles shout out!!! "I CAN'T HEAR YOU"!!!!!! NA NA NA NA NA NA!!! reminds me of being at shite hotels with my grandparents and tons of other old people watching terrible, terrible entertainment. or a Disney Cruise Line.

Shit freckles shout out!!! "I CAN'T HEAR YOU"!!!!!! NA NA NA NA NA NA!!!

"I CAAAAN'T HEAR YOU!!!" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Amazing!

http://twitter.com/#!/pauladdo http://i.imgur.com/9B4C5.png?1

Commentator taking the piss out of the scum leaving quickly. "Haven't seen a stadium empty this quick in some time"

Awesome goal too.

4 years of art theory/history at Uni and I couldn't make this shit up like he's done. I'd have been too fucking embarrassed. Honestly.

Toughest job I have as an Art Director is designing for the masses. You're always going to disappoint someone, I just try to not disappoint everyone.

I thought you were channeling some "mackemology" there. Sweet Jesus, mate.

Ba had a slight fit when he came off, showing his frustration. Then sulked while we went on to win the game.

Shut the fuck up, Lawro.

The fuck was Simpson doing on that chance? Fucking react, man!

Lawro doubling up the buttons on his shirt. Must be worried about an on air burst.