The Bonk

I'm agreeing with the Wullanater on this one. Strengthen up the back line with some quality and a bit of flair in the midfield.

Classic, can't make up comedy like that!

Thats what i was going to say. It just capped off such an amazing day. Mind elaborating on the story? I remember someone mentioned it back when, but I'm always up for laughing at stupidity.

As much as I hate the cunts (Liverpool), it's hardly the same situation, mate.

Alex Rae. Both hailarious and legendry. My other favourite moment also features Roy Keane, when McAteer told him to put it in his book at the Stadium. I can't find a picture of it though, where he is miming writing a book. The craziest thing I have seen would be the game against Charlton where we scored 3 own goals. It was just totally bizarre. BTW Bonk, how is the ex-Sunderland contingent getting on at Toronto? Mind jogging my memory which players are former Sunlun' ones? The team itself is doing okay, we're a respectable 5-7-2 and just picked up our first away win the other night. Absolutely shocking football, though. You don't see too many 0-0 draws, always goals filling the back of the net at least. If I remeber correctly Toronto have signed Danny Dichio, Carl Robinson and Andy Welsh. All of whom did a job a Sunderland. Glad to hear they are doing well as a team though. Dichio has done quite well as has Welsh. I reckon they've found their level. Dichio is a Toronto FC legend, also our leading goal scorer. Welsh scored our first goal in club history and Robinson has chipped in one as well. I thought Dichio was from West Brom?

Would rather see her in the Shirt than him. Preferably without the matching shorts. Absolutely not.Its going to be a waste of time Im sure.Dont you guys have better things to do than to see other people's wifes doing ridiculous things. Ummmm....... Well, I'd rather talk about her than someone who's wasted 2 years of our time as a footballer. Oh! and a shitload of the club's finances.

Nail on the f**king head. I just think peopled are irked because it took him so long to quash the rumours. Glad he finally did, though. Stay healthy, Mickey!

I agree, Doc, he's just trying to "big himself up" for Pompey. I bet droopy face told him to say such things.

Would rather see her in the Shirt than him. Preferably without the matching shorts.

"...but she ain't hangin' wit no broke... Spaniard?"

At least we know he can score in some aspects of his life. First Google images result: http://www.corimpromptu.org/coralia/Images/MartaLuna.jpg Way to go dude. Martian Luna Landing!

Hahaha.... her hairline is resenting her face! Shave off the hair and she looks like that cock-eyed bloke from silence of the lambs (the one that collects bugs)!!! MANGINA ALERT!!!

At least we know he can score in some aspects of his life.

Hahaha.... her hairline is resenting her face!

What the hell are you on about? Honestly, that makes no sense.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/l/liverpool/6254338.stm Took a bit of a hit on that one.

A Calgarian, huh? Time to change your sig, mate. Well done for being at the Austrian game, Moe. Dale Mitchell is garbage, complete garbage. Canada had no end product in the final 1/3 what-so-ever. Edgar had the only decent shot on goal (Header, good save by the keeper) and Peters, Ricketts were simply shocking. Lombardo was doing great holding up the ball, thought he played well. The shitty thing is that we should have beat Congo, they weren't that good but finished their chances.

Wow, now that was embarrassing. First team to not score a goal or register a point. Pathetic. Also, I realize it was raining, but that turnout was shocking. 75% of the Stadium was empty. Should have played all the games in Toronto.

Agreed, I shouldn't be like this, but the activity has me wanting more signings as quick as possible. I imagine we'll get a few more in before the window closes.

Alex Rae. Both hailarious and legendry. My other favourite moment also features Roy Keane, when McAteer told him to put it in his book at the Stadium. I can't find a picture of it though, where he is miming writing a book. The craziest thing I have seen would be the game against Charlton where we scored 3 own goals. It was just totally bizarre. BTW Bonk, how is the ex-Sunderland contingent getting on at Toronto? Mind jogging my memory which players are former Sunlun' ones? The team itself is doing okay, we're a respectable 5-7-2 and just picked up our first away win the other night. Absolutely shocking football, though. You don't see too many 0-0 draws, always goals filling the back of the net at least.

Wellander, shoot me a PM, I'm out in High Park. Was thinking about heading down for a match.

My mate's is this weekend, hopefully the only one sans pants is the stripper!

correct. Giving chance tto the youth is the main aim. if they make the grade, you are in great profit. they will be loyal, they will understand the fans and the tradition of the club. people like evans and cathcart are both born united fans ( NI ), have the british grit and understand what united is all about. I saw evans in last years pre season tournament. His eyes were gleaming with joy as he was in the starting line up wearing the united shirt. Who is this fucking United you speak of??? Drives me insane when you cunts/media refer to yourselves as "United".

It's a strange site seeing a naked man in public, let alone a football match. Then the bloke is so drunk he can't control his bowel's? Fucking hell.

"Newcastle-Online's Most Contructive Poster" - You build house's or summick?