The Bonk

Forgot about the Southampton debacle? Hardly comparable. Wha? He said he regretted leaving Pompey and don't you think it was mighty stupid of him to switch clubs like that? You said it seems ludicrous, which it isn't, him coming here. It's football mate, you can't rule anything out.

Forgot about the Southampton debacle?

Yes you do and I don't think it's killing you in the slightest. Stick to that new regime and you'll be as healthy as a cucumber! Now is not the time to eat 'comfort food'.

Yesterday I thought for a bit that it was going to be McClaren. Thankfully, I don't think there's a snowballs chance in hell that it'll be him today No you didn't, you didn't have a clue who it was going to be. On the plus side, mate, there's only a few who do.

1 in every 2 games under Roeder and thats with a career threatening injury, pretty good record tbh, but that was jus under Roeder Just as good as Viduka or as immobile.

Uhhh.... did you take a note from Mort's book, or what?

i take this as next friday then

Crying welsh git, no thanks.

In other news..... (from that page) "Robbie Savage says he snubbed Sunderland because boss Roy Keane didn't want him enough. Savage has elected to join Paul Jewell's Derby County in a £1.5million move." Musn't of had enough hair on his body to warrant Keano making a 'super serious' move for him. My favourite bit of that story was Savage proclaiming: "I'm the type of player that can keep a team in the Premier League." Doesn't do much to dispel his cunt face status, does he?

In other news..... (from that page) "Robbie Savage says he snubbed Sunderland because boss Roy Keane didn't want him enough. Savage has elected to join Paul Jewell's Derby County in a £1.5million move." Musn't of had enough hair on his body to warrant Keano making a 'super serious' move for him.

ditto. Will you be happy with him?

It didn't seem that bad. Have you seen us play?

Think we've all come to that conclusion, mate. We're just numb with pain right now.

I don't know if I can even bare to watch this.

Get f**king rid of them too! Serves them right for walking out on us! YEAH! The Bolton Troller is right! Arrrrrrggghhhh!!!! Fire Anelka while you're at it! He wants out too!

Well, at least there's never a dull moment in the Toon. Think how boring it would be supporting a stable club!

Took you a while to lift that rock up and crawl out. Ahhh.... true to form he is.

Really? Not Alan Smith? *wait, he's not a CM. My bad.

Can't help but agree, mate. We could have Wenger managing and the same players, but we wouldn't see the same success. Our squad isn't very good. Our entire movement going forward comes from our left back. Haha... and he's a midfielder!!!

Well, at least I didn't have to wait as long today to see the dross served up. Some unlucky things happened but overall we were shit. Not fun being a Toon fan.

I was going to type that as well, but thought it was too mean.

Isnt there such a word? been using it for God knows how long . One too many 'er's there, mate.

Skirge, why would the obvious be deployed? Where's the fun in that? We'll not be able to complain and call for Sam's head if he plays the team we've all been screaming for.

True, but given what we saw today against a £100 mil pound team away from home, there is no excuse about Sam handicapping them with his tactics. It is down to the players. There is no formation in the world that forces bad passes and poor defending. What I'd like to see now is Mort come out and give Sam another vote of confidence, right away. Let the players know they are playing for their own careers, not his. There can be no sitting back and falling back on bad habits. All too often in most sports, the players are held unaccountable. Shape the fuck up and have a go at the opposition. Look at what Man City have done all season by having belief in themselves.

You were waiting for Chelsea to score a goal that was 5 yards offside? Give over, man, any other team would have done the same.