The Bonk

Neto is a great shot stopper.

Holding on for dear life here, you'd think we're down to 10 men.

Why did this 11 not start the match? Eddie man, that first 11 were complete piss, man.

FUCK! what a save by Neto.

Gordon has turned to complete bobbins.

HIT THE FUCKING NET!!!!!

Would rather spend the Guehi money on him.

Has to be one our top 5 worst first half performances under Eddie.

Tripps crying, thanks Bournemouth.

Stolen by a Nigerian Prince.

Brutal giving the ball away Big Joe.

Bournemouth are so annoying, man.

The collar is ridiculous, non game tops aren’t like that.

Murphy needs to do better

Semenyo loves playing us.

Had time to bury it too.

Soucek helping the lad while Paquetá lays on top of the pile. Such a dipshit.

Is par for his course relegation?

To be fair, the goal was against the run of play. As Bowen scores.

Hate to see that, but why is the advertising hoarding coming over that easy. Hope he's just shaken, poor kid.

Poor lad get crushed?

“He likes a shot from distance”

99.9%

Has winter descended on England? The crowd at Selhurst are all bundled up. Pouring down there, I realize, but it still looks hilarious in August.