The Bonk

Van Bronckhorst an assistant for Liverpool. Rangers could use him back.

Was Gakpo, wasn’t it?

You’re offside Njoy

They’ve been poor at it, to be fair to Neville.

I thought Raya was decent on the ball? He looks worse than Ropey Popey.

Arteta drives me nuts, but as a club, they don’t annoy me either. Love seeing Spurs lose, though.

Looked it for us last season. Maybe he held back a bit as he knew he’d get shifted on.

He’ll be injured before October at the latest, but yeah, he’s still lethal.

He was really good that season, was a genuine threat for them. He was injured for a while, no? Can’t believe he’s only 24. Feels like he’s been around forever.

Doesn’t look the player that tore us a new one at home last season.

Arsenal nearly hand them a goal.

The fuck was that?

Good.

He’s such an overpay and the cunts have the nerve to lowball us on Isak.

Need Bo Bandy flipping burgers 🍔 to keep us sober

Boys Noize all day

My immediate thought

Was dressed like a Bond Villain looking for revenge after Daniel Craig shagged his missus.

Okay @Zero, maybe I feel a little bad for him.

I can envision the Tweet thanking Man United for taking Glasner off their hands and how much of an honour it was to let him leave for Manchester. With some AI slop photo of the two stadiums side by side with a heart emoji in the middle.

Eh? Don’t.

Same script, different accents.

they’ve broken him. He hates his kids!

He’s projecting how angry he is after setting up his tripod to have the gate closed 30 seconds later.

He’s such an obvious melt sometimes