The Bonk

What’s left of Keith’s soul leaving his body?

I believe with every emoji typed, he dies a little inside.

This. He’s in it for himself, which is fine, that’s who he’ll be remembered as.

I’m fully aligned with everything you’ve written and think we’re a better squad overall. I’d give us an 8.5 if it needs to be a number. Now get the executive vacancies filled with people who are culturally aligned with those running the team and we are back on track post Isak. The best results this summer have been clearing off the post Ashley stink squad almost completely.

We are, just near the speed limit and not twice the limit on the autobahn.

We can dream!

Was £10+£5, who knows what the add ones were, hopefully starts was the main one.

It’s the lack of red shirt, but yeah, he’s been great at West Ham and would have loved him here.

By who? The guy is West Ham’s lifeline.

Brentford and Wolves sold their best players and are clinging to their second best players to stay in the league. Isak was always leaving, he didn’t care about the club as deep as some of our other players. For the record, I think £130mil isn’t enough, but it appears Eddie and our owners do and want him gone. I’m fine if it gets reinvested and we add more quality.

We were always a stepping stone to him. That’s fine, go to the champions because you didn’t have it in you to be one here. I hope it goes pear shaped and his house is burgled repeatedly (no harm to anyone obviously, just steal his shit and joyride his Ferrari).

Villa look to be void of FRET

At least he doesn’t hate his kids.

Vlahovic scores for Juve

You’d think Bayern would kick our tires after the Jackson nonsense.

Last time they won at Anfield, he was playing.

That’s off his arm.

Human Capitalist Pigs™️

2 out of 3, let’s say.

That’s unreal, what a strike.

Boom

Arsenal need a goal to salvage something here as you know Liverpool are getting one near the death or the 7th minute of injury time.

Was grim, this is not nearly as grim.